Because lines. I hate lines. It's a freaking zoo in the parking lot at Costco plus inside Costco itself whenever I go. Got grown adults trying to cut you off with their shopping cart so they can grab the 98-pack Hunt's Ketchup bottles off the shelf when there's still like...500 left in stock. Hate it.

When Google Express first started their pricing model was sweet: you pay the same price you pay in store for whatever you want from a range of stores, including Costco, Target, Whole Foods (before Amazon), etc., then you pay nominal delivery fee. I think mine was like 5-10 bucks per order and I only ordered like once a month. Ran some numbers and it either cost less than or as much as going to the store after factoring in gas. Then there was the convenience. I stopped doing it after they changed the pricing model.

When I left they included an upcharge on the items you bought online plus either a delivery or subscription fee. That's when I decided the convenience wasn't worth the cost. Now I'm back to being subject to shopping cart rage and long ass lines at Costco.

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Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Veganfan can’t wait to let Walmart employees deliver his shit and steal all his stuff.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Just go buy your food. Jesus Christ. Nobody is asking you to fucking grow it. Have some semblance of connection with it. Everybody is Louis the fucking XIV all of the sudden.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Not everybody. But yeah my generation sucks.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I don't mind grocery shopping.

Never rub another man's rhubarb.

I get stuff delivered but never produce or meat. I only do it cuze I dont drive. If you have a care you have no excuse to get off your ass and shop. Intereact with humans you fucks

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Hell yeah, it's an adventure. So many Hamburger Helpers to choose from.

Same.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I enjoy it for the most part

The only part that drives me to rage is the deli
I try to be courteous and park my cart away from it but there's always some asshole that parks their cart directly in front of the cases, parallel to them to take up the maximum amount of room

Always.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

There is no place on civilized Earth with poorer etiquette than a grocery store. I mean, other than a playground.

Do the walmart delivery people need a scooter ramp to get in?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I even kinda enjoy it as long as I’m not dragging the kids with me. Definitely don’t mind it.

Agreed. It's a pain when the kids are with you but overall it's nice.

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Blue Waffle is a terrible name for a food service.

I think Lyft is coming out with Luftwaffle soon to compete.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Google it Spualding. GOOGLE IT!

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Ewwwwww!