Sing the song dolphin

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Strop looked back at Eloy like he thought his bat was corked.

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Don’t miss your spot by 20 inches and you won’t have to worry whether or not the bat is corked

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Strop said he couldn't focus on his spot because he was thinking about one of your hilarious Julie roasts. All is forgiven?

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This is one of those rare regular season games that you'll always remember. Especially a June game.

Nova shutting them down suddenly has me worried Giolito will now get rocked for no reason tomorrow

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

this turned a lot of bandwagon cubs fans into white sox fans tonight, or Eloy fans.

Welfare check on Caller Bob??

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

The look back at Eloy by Strop made it a better moment.

He got ya. Don't be mad at him.

Most predictable ending to a game since Mike Krukow got traded.

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You know me like that.

Who? Where are you seeing this?

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just a feeling. it was a coming out party. it is ELOY TIME now officially in Chicago.

IT

HAS

BEGUN

Cub fans reaction on twitter is amazing. Still talking about how it was a good trade.

The most amazing thing of the game was the Cubs not being able to hit our shitty starting pitcher. Not the Eloy HR.

those people are dumb fucks then.

Twitter is full of dumb fucks. We're the smart ones. Well, most of us.

Brewers doing their best in SD to keep the Cubs in this race.

Cubs fans shouldn't feel too bad. There would be no room for Eloy on the Cubs anyway. Cuz you gotta play Hayward ever day because of his contact. And because he's soooooooooooo great at defense.

Need to ass bang giolito tomorrow to save face.

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oh hi, thanks for finally showing up.

That Dago is getting rocked, make no mistake about it.

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we're getting swept

Fun game. Glad these mean a little something.

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@audioidkid

Good luck friend.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

This was certainly poetic...

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The Sox fans seemed to have taken over Wrigley for that game. It sounded like there were 10,000 fans cheering on that home run just like if they were playing at home.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Bryants usually a big hustle guy. A rare instance in the 8th he loafed out of the box on a pop-up that dropped in. Len and Jim didn't mention the lack of hustle, but Doug Glanville pointed it out. Then Len and Jim are like oh yeah, that too. Steve Stone said if Bryant wasn't sulking he'd be on 2nd immediately.

And no double play from Rizzo then either

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

What did Joe have to say after the game about his dogshit bottom of the lineup? At least the Brewers are being equally as stubborn and playing Aguilar and Shaw.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Glad the Sox fans are enjoying their cross town World Series. The Cub fans are the only Cubs who give a fuck about this game.

Cub players still thinking it is 2016 Cub parade.