Yeah, we gonna need that four-spot... maybe a few more

Enough of Mr. Race to the Bat rack here.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Astounding.

If we had league average pitchers we'd be dangerous.

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Stone: "Don Cooper looking out at the pen, wondering how many pitchers he will need tonight."

Why the fuck do we keep this dogshit pitcher on our roster...

If only there were some free agent pitcher we could've signed in the off-season... oh wait

I think the only way to deal with Despaigne is to put him a '61 navy Lincoln convertible and send him out to Dealey Plaza

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

This fucking guy with the Wheel of Fortunare name needs to go.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

only a fantastic relay throw got the Sox out of that inning...

What the fuck...

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Has Giolito already had TJ or is he due for it? Because our starters are in bad fucking shape going forward even if Cease is alright.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Giolito had it years ago

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

I have the Rangers broadcast, but Hawk is joining them via Skype from his home in Granger for this inning

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

So he’s safe. We should just give it to every pitching prospect who hasn’t had it yet while Kopech, Rodon, and Dunning are down.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

The pitchers we are stuck with this year is why Reinsdorf is going to deservedly get the Dollar Bill treatment when he croaks. Any real owner would've opened up his checkbook and at least paid for 1 other half decent starter.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Timmy swinging that stick tonight

Timmy! Star. Leader.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Dear God that ball was crushed.

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Really? Kinda cool. The rangers broadcast? Whyfor? I know Tommy...made up woyd.

Shocking.

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what inning was hawk in for? I will listen to it later.

fun ballgame to watch. lot of scoring back and forth.

gunned down at home!

Getting spanked pretty good(12 hits) yet only down 1.

Lance Lynn still in there 100 + pitches

Also, Collins more baseball-y than I thought he'd be. I had visions of Adam Done as a catcher.

Dammit Tim.

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Ive been following this team since June 2019 and surprised to see how easily they shoot themselves in the foot with bad defense. I mean like really bad defense. Routine plays that should be made into outs.

Since when?

You mean like the 2 runs saved at home plate with perfect throws?

I wish Yonder would go yonder.

He only had 2 perfect relay throws, each of which ultimately saved a run.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Yonder is DH. Hard to make relay throws from the bench.

fuck I meant Yolmer, yeah we all agree Yonder needs to go where Despaigne is going

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson