North's contract expires July 1 - EOM.

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Nozomi Kurahashi is an alias chosen by Yoshizawa Ayumi following her teen debut as a nude gravure idol in Japan.

In the days immediately following July 1, I've heard that Chicago and many suburbs have scheduled parades and fireworks displays.

Coincidence? I think not.

In keeping up with Chicago tradition, a statue of Pappy should be erected near the original home of WSCR on Belmont.

In an effort to return the favor, Ernie Banks is working on that right now.

It should be sculpted in a way like when he's The Bookie Priest.

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The statue should have a jar of marconi in his hand, Antonio Mora's sombrero on his head, stained Zubaz, and he should be hugging blacks and jews.

There should also be a loud speaker playing 'Ain't that a kick in the head' on a loop.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Or it could be him yelling at his producers...

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And he should be symbolically crushing some Northwestern diplomas under his feet.

Ditka is having an ice statue cut as we speak to start campaigning on Belmont this weekend. A professional DJ was hired to spin Caucasian Man and Secret Asian Man, as well as models were hired to hand out free shoe shaped dixie cups with chilled giardinera to bystanders.

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"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.