Except it's not, but that's cool.

Carry that torch man. It is the only way they'll accept you.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

There is literally no stat that says Quintana is better than Giolito this season.

Carry that trolling torch of stupidity, my man! You do.it so well. I can only hope your impecable timing continues thru Bears season!

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I didn't realize Jose had lowered his ERA to 4.21. Good for him

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

IMU is just giddy because Quintana has miraculously gotten back to .500 for his career W-L.

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Some of us still watch pitching. It's pretty cool. Very enjoyable. The pitch selection, the stuff, the hitters' swings, their body language.

The movie is much better than the book.

Without a doubt....

The Cubs are so disinteresting that their fans have to look for ways to to show that Lucas Giolito will only be good not great.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

I am and will always be a baseball fan that follows and discusses all 30 teams.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Kind of like how the Sox are so bad that their fans have to look for ways to take shots at the Cubs and Theo on a daily basis.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Nonsense, I said it about Hendricks in 2016 in his third year.

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Why would that matter to King Theo or the dynasty on the Northside?

The White Sox are already about as good as the Cubs with 3/5ths of their starting rotation injured. And this is in the middle of the "window".

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

You've posted more about the White Sox than all other 29 teams combined over the last month.

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Are you a fan of baseball or math? For instance, I got a kick out of watching Nelson Cruz hit a backfoot homer yesterday. THAT is a lost art. Do you care about such things?

No one is a fan of math. It is a means to an end. A tool within the toolbox.

I hate when I have to manually enter data from fangraphs or baseball reference into Excel and crunch the numbers myself. But...I suck it up because for as much as I hate doing the math... I love being right even more.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Baseball is a means to an end of being right. OK. I can live with that. It's perverse, but understandable.

Maybe you should start having somebody else do those spreadsheets, because you aint been right in a loooooong time.

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I get to see him get rocked Saturday. Excellent.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

This shit is about as dumb as predicting that Eloy was going to be a bust. Moncada was unable to hit right handed. Anderson was a below average short-stop. And of course, Abreu was a below average first baseman. All shit that was proffered on this board last season by idiots. All four of these guys will lead their counterparts next year at their respective positions. And wait until Roberts comes up. They'd better get some help from Reinny, though, to get some decent pitching in the off season.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

Mitch Turbinski and Louie Roberts!

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Cy Giolito struggling again tonight.

Really?
I thought it was 1-0 in the 2nd.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

37 pitches in 2 innings. Be lucky to get through 6 innings.

Your boy Schwarber halfway to the golden sombrero you worthless cum dumpster.

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And there is a nice nine pitch, 1-2-3 inning.

Bababooey must be IMU with that kinda timing.

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"Lucas" sounds like a name for a network support specialist.

Stupid name for a stupid team.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Schwarber!

Cum dumpster.

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Well the Cubs sure seem to have this guys number.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

He's rattled by my wisecrack.

Soft.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley