They can kill the Kennedys. How come they can't make a decent chicken sandwich?

Seems McDonald's franchisees are REAL horny for a sandwich that is able to compete with the ones peddled by the f@g haters.



McDonald's is basically the Duff brewery at this point.





https://www.chicagotribune.com/business ... story.html

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Vintage Swartzwelder, I appreciate it.

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Chick-Fil-A probably makes more money because the food there is more expensive. McDonald's has always had to deal with customers that want cheap dollar menu food. McDonald's wants to be Chick-Fil-A, but it can't beat them on anything but breakfast sales. They're still wondering how a chain that's open 6 days instead of 7 is growing faster than its restaurants are.

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It starts with the lowest level employees. Chik is a better experience from the moment you step to the cash register. Mc Donalds wants you to punch your order in on a screen

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McDonald's is not worried about fucking chick Phil ay.

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How would McDonalds grow? They are everywhere already.

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Chicken sandwiches and shit fries are not competition.

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Since McDonald's switched the quarter pounders, they've gotten exponentially better.

A decent burger is miles better than a mediocre chicken sandwich and shitty waffle fries.

I'd love for McD's to keep that bacon burger thing from Spain around a while longer. I really like that.

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It's called revenue Brick.

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Chick-fil-a has better commercials and also sponsors college football.

That doesn't answer the question. McDonalds is already likely saturated in the United States. How exactly would they grow?

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Invent the market by inventing a new meal time. Like hobbits and shit. Elevensies. And afternoon looncheon.

The Lord of the Rings was the best cleavage-less movie made since The Ox-Bow Incident.

Now they think that it's quietly changing the "dollar" menu to the "value" menu? Laugh, but the dollar McDouble & small fries now costs $1.50 each.

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Needs more dog.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtqbk9pgPXw

He isn't talking about locations growing.

He is referring to their revenues growing.

I hope that clears it up for you. Something tells me that it won't though.

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One way to increase revenue:

Change the name of the Quarter Pounder. Then lighten it up a gram or two and charge the same price. It's done with juice, ice cream, you name it.

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The growth of Chik-Fil-A is mostly in number of restaurants opened. They are expanding like crazy. They are opening 75 to 80 of them a year. McDonalds is pretty much everywhere besides Vermont.

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wasnt there a fast food thread a few years ago? someone should find it and bump that. it was tremendous.

No. In the 15-year history of this board there has never been a threat about fast food.

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Chick-Fil-A is still expanding with new locations. They've only been in the Chicago area for about 10 years. They probably wish they would have come ten years earlier to the Chicago area as they've done quite well.

I've noticed the Culver's people are trying to imitate the Chick-Fil-A customer service. They keep saying "my pleasure" when I say thank you.

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There are thousands of street corners where McDonald’s could still shoehorn of a restaurant.

Having said that, being a McDonald’s franchisee isnt so glamorous anymore.

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That's great.

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They were being Wisconsin Nice long before the chicken-on-a-burger-bun people moved up north.

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https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles ... hares-rise

Yep, McDonald's is shaking in their boots just waiting to be overtaken by the chik-fil-a juggernaut.

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and the stroopwafel mcflurry,

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I've been on this board for 10 years, and ignoring the mults and trolls, this is perhaps the most ignorant question I have ever read. Are you seriously saying that you don't see how a business can grow or shrink in the United States other than by creating more storefronts? I find it hard to express my feelings into words regarding reading that question.

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Well give it a go anyhow. Brick will argue with you no matter what so have at it.

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It has been nearly 6 hours since I read this, and it still is infuriating. Even an elementary school child could come up with ways that McDonalds could grow their business without opening up new stores. You could read a handful of news stories over the past few years and see things that they have done. It is insane to think an adult could not come up with a single idea or concept of how to grow a business other than to literally open up additional stores.

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I mean, they could also get into the used car business but there comes a point when a business is so huge in the given industry they are in that they aren't really a company that is going to see massive growth. McDonalds is everywhere. They can add new menu items and maybe get some more in store sales but it isn't like they can suddenly start selling Indian food to make more money.

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Its brick dude. Hes... just bricking. He doesn't really believe what he says. He just tries to be a penis to rule people up here.

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