Hadn't really been hungry until a text exchange with a friend who got Chicken N Spice for dinner.

I could've gone without eating until tomorrow until then. And I'm not going to cook and don't really want to go out..But hello Popeyes.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

You grubhubbing/door dashing? I can't believe people do that for fast food.

I only do it for Chinese food if I don't feel like driving to one of my two decades long spots. It's the only food besides usually pizza that can hold through delivery imo. My local pizzeria has shitty delivery to my house since my old guys moved on so that isn't an option anymore.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Jimmy Johns. They're freaky fast.

I’ve been stuck twice tonight by Mike Pences motorcade. This time he’s keeping me from dinner at a local Supper Club.

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“How do you get to be president and you’re stupid?” Donald J Trump - 4/10/25
When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus. - Turkish Proverb

45 minutes for lunch delivery today = not freaky fast

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For subs, I generally stick to D'Amatos.

And for the fans of Palermo's and Bari, they're ok, but the freshest bread makes a difference.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Pizza doesn’t count. Neither does Chinese. It’s not Taco Bell or something like that. JJ is questionable.

I've never seen someone type the same way John Coffey speaks.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

So we are in complete agreement

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

So my wife got lyme disease. she went to 2 or 3 doctors and a few rounds of anti biotics and the symptoms have persisted. she finally went to a dr who specializes in it and is finally getting some relief from those symptoms.

that said, since the diagnosis my children has been pretty much lunatics regarding ticks and stuff. which hasn't been horrible. i hunt mushrooms so the kids are extra zealous about me taking the precautions necessary.

well today i get a frantic phone call from my oldest daughter, i can hear my other children crying in the background and i'm like WTF happened who is seriously hurt!!?!?

well they found a tick dug into the 2 yr old foster baby behind her hear and the kids went postal.

My wife pulled the tick off and kind of flung it in a panic so she was looking for it and made the kids call me to calm them down.

every fact was met with "BUT MOM HAS IT!!!!"

a small percentage of ticks carry lyme.

BUT MOM HAS IT

the tick has to be on for over 36 hours for the person to get infected typically

BUT MOM HAS IT

95% of lyme disease is easily treated with antibiotics

BUT MOM HAS IT

she probably won't get lyme disease

BUT MOM HAS IT

....

....

HELLO WHAT DO WE DO

guys i have to get back to work.

YOU DONT EVEN CARE THAT SHES GONNA GET LYME

alright good luck bye bye.

at the kids

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

You are fucking fascinating, dude.

All hail the new Joe Orr Road Rod.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

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You are truly an amazing man hnd.

We don't deserve you here.

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I swear I work with some of the stupidest, laziest people I've ever met.

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Yup. If hnd wins March Madness I would be happy and won't want to cancel.the whole thing.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Woke up this morning to find our water heater leaking all over.

Fuck me.

I know, I know...go tankless

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Don't. Google the cons of it.

thank you for not calling it a hot water heater.

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@audioidkid

A water heater would have to work too hard if it waited for the water to be cold. So in effect, it is heating hot water.

By the way, I also defend the word 'irregardless'

You're welcome. That kind of stuff irritates me as well.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

What are the odds? We just arrived at Yellowstone and the police have the entrance blocked. My wife asks them what’s going on? Answer - Mike Pence is in the park and it’s closed for about an hour! As if I didn’t already dislike the man.

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“How do you get to be president and you’re stupid?” Donald J Trump - 4/10/25
When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus. - Turkish Proverb

Why didnt u ask to meet him?

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My storage unit is #52.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

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I started to mow the hay field in front of our house Monday night about 630, ground was very wet under the month-overdue hay. After a round and a half I let the magic smoke out of a U-joint in the driveline of the mower and had to stop. Tuesday morning Deere had to order the part shipped in on Wednesday, and local bearing shop was in the same boat. I did get a cross reference number and found it available through NAPA, they had one by 3pm. I got it all reassembled and started back at it Tuesday evening and finished up just in time to get a half inch of rain "pop-up" all over it. Went over the field twice yesterday with the tedder to spread the hay out to dry, and as evening settled the rain/lightening delay at Wrigley pushed our way. Somehow, we managed to not get any measurable amount of rain last night, but the humidity is not helping dry this huge crop out. I'll be lucky to get it dry by Friday night, now to find help!

I paid $10 for a bale of straw for my hens.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Dam racoon.

Friday night a racoon ravaged our trash can. shit everywhere. So i put the cover on them and thought it would be fine as we don't really have a racoon issue much. well the cover was lifted off and more mess. So i was like screw this. i put the trashcans inside and set a trap. one of those ones where they step on something and it shuts the door and they can't get out thingies.

throw an old sausage in there and wait.

next morning, the sausage package is laying in the driveway...no racoon. So then i get into my truck and realize that something has messed everything around. One of the kids left the passenger door open. It has tore a hole in my floor carpet under my weathertech mat and basically made a huge mess of the place.

So now its war. i have a hotdog soaking in antifreeze as we speak. i've made the trap basically a hair trigger. and i moved the .22 from the big safe to the little safe.