Kids don't belong in the bleachers. Go sit in the fuckin' family section.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

I'm not making the connection.

Mai Tai guy hopes to be an idol to the youth of today, much as Ronnie Woo Woo was an idol to him as a youth.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

I offended we've assigned a gender to him/her. Be Like Berkeley...Mai Tai Person. I could be known as Sparkling wine and personality girl.

The guy is catching heat because he grabbed Schwarber's home run ball away from a couple of kids. He didn't snatch it from them. He didn't knock them over. He just beat them to the ball.

And I'm all for giving foul balls or batting practice balls to a kid. That's what you should do. But a legit home run ball is a different story. Every man for himself.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

Only thing worse than adult ball hawks are adult autograph seekers.

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Oh hello Danny Bernstein. How you dooin?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I thought absolute worst kind of Cubs fan is one who buys a personalized jersey.

I was wrong. There's a whole other level of awful. It's a guy who puts a drink name on the back of a Cubs jersey. The best thing Schwarber could have done would be to hit this guy in the head and kill him with that home run.

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And then put the guy's head in plexi-glass.

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Any prick that would snatch a ball from a kid should be beaten to shreds post haste.

I don't call a guy trying to grab a homer a "ballhawk". That's reserved for goofs like Moe Mullins.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

He didn't snatch it from a kid. He got to it first. Fuck those kids. How about if it was a 500th homer? Should he let the kid have that too?

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

Dosen't matter. Dick move at any juncture.

When you see a ball coming at you, it’s a reaction not let it drop to the nearby kids.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

You are the problem not the solution. Check.

My Ty guy.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Nope. You and your dog would have killed a child to get Sammy's 62nd. Who you crappin'?

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

Ball he "took"? Maybe the dope who wrote that headline should let those kids fuck his wife too. I mean, after all it's FOR THE CHILDREN!

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

Wrong again schmuckko. Never a Sosa fan and my dog does not like grease. Bye small fry.

Maybe next time the kids will be more aggressive about getting the ball. It's a good learning moment for them - they have to compete for what they want. Some of you would rather reinforce their belief that everything will be given to them and that they are entitled to a home run ball; whereas Mai Tai Guy is teaching them a life lesson. Nomination approved.

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Then you and your dog are dopes who want to hand 50 grand to some snotty kid.

Stop fetishizing children. They're just younger incarnations of assholes like you.

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Those kids can still grow up and have good lives, Mai Tai guy looks like a homerun ball might be his ceiling.

Never caught a ball at a game. Gotcha.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Why is this ball worth 50k? I'd have pushed my own kids outta da way!

Spaulding would have had an upside down pineapple on her jersey

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He's living the life, Spaulding.

Those kids reminded me of Ass-pen from True Detective Season 2. I wish Colin Farrell had been there instead of Mai Tai Guy.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

This ball isn't worth $50,000 but it's not just a foul ball either. Most people never touch a home run ball. It isn't something you just give to a kid regardless of whether dumbass Scooter thinks so.

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Probably some Mai Tai too. Not the guy, the drink.



I don't know. In my younger days I don't think I'd have fooled around with him and I fooled around with a lot of people.