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badrogue17

Post subject: Oh man I shot Marvin in the face!! . Darwinism !!

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 6:49 am

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From the SSC blog :lol:

A 15-year-old boy was killed and two young men were wounded in a pair of shootings in less than an hour Monday night in the Roseland neighborhood.

Police said the boy and a 20-year-old man were driving in a stolen white Jeep near 114th and Lowe shortly after 9 p.m., when someone in a passing white pickup truck opened fire.
So what's missing? Did you spot it? Of course you didn't....because the media won't report it:
On 22 July 2019, a 15 year old career Car Jacker/auto thief was arrested around noon in the 22nd district in a stolen vehicle which was stolen from the south suburbs. He was screened and given a court date and released to family in the early evening. About 90 minutes later he and 2 other teens were in a stolen newer model jeep. While joyriding in the jeep, a pickup pulls up next to the drivers side where the recently released career Car Jacker was being the wheel. Guns are pointed from each car and the shooting begins. The front passenger begins firing over the driver where the recently released career Car Jacker is behind the wheel. It seems the front passenger failed to inform the driver to duck, and ends his career as a car jacker with a shot to the head. The front passenger is shot 3 times in the back. The other teen escaped being shot.
So he got blasted by his own buddy in the front seat. If only he was held somewhere, somewhere in a secure facility where he couldn't get hold of another car. But he was headed for a bad end anyway, right?

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Oh man I shot Marvin in the face . Darwinism !!

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:39 am

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Deaths like this are tragic, not funny.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Oh man I shot Marvin in the face . Darwinism !!

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:57 am

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It certainly takes the joy out of joy riding, dunnit ??

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 8:04 am

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Seacrest wrote:

Deaths like this are tragic, not funny.

Do you think that God came down from Heaven and stopped those bullets?!

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: Oh man I shot Marvin in the face . Darwinism !!

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 8:21 am

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Seacrest wrote:

Deaths like this are tragic, not funny.

Nah, they're still funny

Darwin Award nomination approved

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Oh man I shot Marvin in the face . Darwinism !!

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 8:30 am

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I guess this could also be moved to the terrible parenting thread as well.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Oh man I shot Marvin in the face . Darwinism !!

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 8:36 am

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badrogue17 wrote:

While joyriding in the jeep, a pickup pulls up next to the drivers side where the recently released career Car Jacker was being the wheel. Guns are pointed from each car and the shooting begins. The front passenger begins firing over the driver where the recently released career Car Jacker is behind the wheel. It seems the front passenger failed to inform the driver to duck, and ends his career as a car jacker with a shot to the head. The front passenger is shot 3 times in the back. The other teen escaped being shot.
So he got blasted by his own buddy in the front seat. If only he was held somewhere, somewhere in a secure facility where he couldn't get hold of another car. But he was headed for a bad end anyway, right?[/i]

maybe the police gave the 15 year old a glock and box of shells when they released him the first time. apparently they didn't teach him to aim.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Oh man I shot Marvin in the face . Darwinism !!

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:13 am

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Balcks were a mistake.

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Minooka Meatball

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Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:26 am

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My daughter was carjacked up by Humboldt Park about three years ago. The juvie who did it took the car on a joy ride. He was caught; car was recovered- a bit trashed, but not too badly. He already had a rap sheet, but ended up getting probation, after a promise from his family that they were moving him out of Chicago down South.

Daughter gets curious earlier this year and Googles the juvie; found out he had been shot to death in Chicago about three months prior.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Oh man I shot Marvin in the face!! . Darwinism !!

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:30 am

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Minooka Meatball wrote:

The system works!

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Oh man I shot Marvin in the face!! . Darwinism !!

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:37 am

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Minooka Meatball wrote:

I’m shocked that a promise from the family didn’t work out . Good way to adjudicate justice though.

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312player

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Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:43 am

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badrogue17 wrote:

I guess this could also be moved to the terrible parenting thread as well.

This is the result of Foxx, Dart and Preckwinkle.. No accountability and catch n release.

What do you think this sack of shits future looks like?
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... 4069289424

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Oh man I shot Marvin in the face . Darwinism !!

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:59 am

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312player wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

I guess this could also be moved to the terrible parenting thread as well.

Hopefully letting out a death rattle in a gutter somewhere in the not too distant future.

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