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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 1:04 am 
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immediately. And I hold it down.

I honk all the time. Pisses me off when people get a green light and they STILL dont move, especially in heavy traffic where shit is already slow enough.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 7:37 am 
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Probably 5 seconds or so.


This, unless I have kids in the car. Wait 10-15 and then just a short honk. Too many crazy MFKer's to provoke while driving.


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2 seconds.... then a short honk...usually people put their phones down and start moving.... i cant recall recently having to do a second honk.

a short honk shouldnt offend anyone... as long when they look up in their mirror you (the honker) arent flailing your fists dropping f bombs.


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My real pet peeve is dipshits driving slow in the left lane or letting oncoming traffic continue to turn after the arrow expires. I lose my shit.


I never pictured you as an angry person.
:lol: :lol: I agree. I figured when 312 was behind the wheel, it was all sunshine and candy.

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2 seconds before it turns green, New York style.

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There's different levels of honking. If someone is taking too long to go at a green light I'll give them a tiny honk, but I'll do it pretty quickly. A couple seconds max. Just a little nudge to get them going.


That's different than the long drawn out honk reserved for people who do something offensive to me on the road.


And that's different from the quick hard honk which is used when you are concerned that another driver doesn't see you, just a kind of heads up dude I'm right here don't come into my lane.

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Nardi wrote:
I honk on the kennedy express lanes.

Lead, follow, or get the fuck out of the way.


you think the guy driving 60 mph ahead of you can hear you honking?

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Quicker and longer if I'm in a left-turn lane and their lollygagging results in missing the green arrow.

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Nardi wrote:
I honk on the kennedy express lanes.

Lead, follow, or get the fuck out of the way.


you think the guy driving 60 mph ahead of you can hear you honking?

Yup. It's not outer space, dipshit


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Poor shakes.

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1-2-3-honk.

reaction time is 1.5 seconds (for design purposes), so I give them over double that.

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Nardi wrote:
shakes wrote:
Nardi wrote:
I honk on the kennedy express lanes.

Lead, follow, or get the fuck out of the way.


you think the guy driving 60 mph ahead of you can hear you honking?

Yup. It's not outer space, dipshit


so you think the people in the car ahead of you traveling at a high rate of speed can hear you honking 20 feet behind him? And you call me the dipshit?

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You're second at a red light.
Light turns green.
First car sits there.
How long until you honk? 3 seconds? 5?
A big pet peeve of mine is the asshole that honks at you within a quarter second of the light turning green. Hey dickhead I'm making sure no one ran a red before I floor it at a fresh green.
But mommy checking her Instagram for likes on her rotten brats back to school outfit sitting there for 5 seconds gets the polite beep beep. If they sit after that for another second they get the much less passive aggressive WHOOOOOONK! A solid blast until we get out head out of our ass and get mobing.


3 seconds can be an eternity when your on your way to Taco Bell and Walmart!!!

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so you think the people in the car ahead of you traveling at a high rate of speed can hear you honking 20 feet behind him? And you call me the dipshit?


:lol: stick to law, shakes...and leave science to the scientists.

as long as the people in the car in front of you aren't cranking music and the vehicles are maintaining a consistent separation, you would hear the horn (with slightly less volume) the same as you would if both cars were stopped.

the only way you wouldn't hear the horn is if one car is traveling at the speed of sound and honks the horn while passing a stationary vehicle.

car horns and lawnmowers are about the same...100 decibels. are you telling me you can't hear a lawnmower while driving a car 20' away from one?
if so, then you are deaf my friend.

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shakes wrote:
Nardi wrote:
shakes wrote:
Nardi wrote:
I honk on the kennedy express lanes.

Lead, follow, or get the fuck out of the way.


you think the guy driving 60 mph ahead of you can hear you honking?

Yup. It's not outer space, dipshit


so you think the people in the car ahead of you traveling at a high rate of speed can hear you honking 20 feet behind him? And you call me the dipshit?

I don't think, I know....dipshit


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so you think the people in the car ahead of you traveling at a high rate of speed can hear you honking 20 feet behind him? And you call me the dipshit?


:lol: stick to law, shakes...and leave science to the scientists.

as long as the people in the car in front of you aren't cranking music and the vehicles are maintaining a consistent separation, you would hear the horn (with slightly less volume) the same as you would if both cars were stopped.

the only way you wouldn't hear the horn is if one car is traveling at the speed of sound and honks the horn while passing a stationary vehicle.

car horns and lawnmowers are about the same...100 decibels. are you telling me you can't hear a lawnmower while driving a car 20' away from one?
if so, then you are deaf my friend.

We have a scientist.

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shakes doubling down on this one

Let's see if it pays off for em.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
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so you think the people in the car ahead of you traveling at a high rate of speed can hear you honking 20 feet behind him? And you call me the dipshit?


:lol: stick to law, shakes...and leave science to the scientists.

as long as the people in the car in front of you aren't cranking music and the vehicles are maintaining a consistent separation, you would hear the horn (with slightly less volume) the same as you would if both cars were stopped.

the only way you wouldn't hear the horn is if one car is traveling at the speed of sound and honks the horn while passing a stationary vehicle.

car horns and lawnmowers are about the same...100 decibels. are you telling me you can't hear a lawnmower while driving a car 20' away from one?
if so, then you are deaf my friend.



so as long as the car in front of you doesn't have the radio on. So in other words, no one in the car in front of you is going to hear you.


I've been driving a long time. I must be the best driver in the world cause I've never once heard a horn from a car behind me while driving on a highway.



I guess you people have never heard of flashing your lights???? Or am I the only person who knows to do that on the highway?

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"cranking their music"

not "have the radio on"

you can continue to deny science all you want as you conveniently avoided the lawnmower example.

most people don't honk on the highway unless you move into their lane. clearly they didn't hear it when they rapidly swerve out of the way. :roll:

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Doug seems to be incorporating some Doppler effect thinking into this situation. My driving and motorcycling experience tells me differently, but I'm just a black guy on a message board.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
"cranking their music"

not "have the radio on"

you can continue to deny science all you want as you conveniently avoided the lawnmower example.

most people don't honk on the highway unless you move into their lane. clearly they didn't hear it when they rapidly swerve out of the way. :roll:


I ignored the lawnmower example because it's not relevant. I don't recall ever driving by a lawnmower at 60 mph. I also have no experience with a lawnmower driving behind me while I am on the highway.

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you've probably never heard a siren from a cop car, ambulance, or fire truck then either.

so, you are deaf.

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I also have no experience with a lawnmower driving behind me while I am on the highway.
Don't you go to Green Lake like 30 times a year? You're telling me with all those miles in Wisconsin, you've never seen a lawnmower riding down the highway?

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
you've probably never heard a siren from a cop car, ambulance, or fire truck then either.

so, you are deaf.




I NEVER miss an ambulance siren.

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I also have no experience with a lawnmower driving behind me while I am on the highway.
Don't you go to Green Lake like 30 times a year? You're telling me with all those miles in Wisconsin, you've never seen a lawnmower riding down the highway?



I've seen some massive tractors, but they never honk.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
you've probably never heard a siren from a cop car, ambulance, or fire truck then either.

so, you are deaf.




I NEVER miss an ambulance siren.


ok, that wasn't too bad


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