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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:21 am 
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Injuries are parta sports. A pulled hammy, a hernia, a broken foot, a torn achilles, etc.

But what about a different sport?: Sex!

Ever been injured while fucking?

What was the injury, and how did u get injured? Did u fall off the bed while fucking wildly? did u bump ur knee into a wooden bedpost while fucking?
Maybe u pulled a hamstring while fucking?

And consider the converse. Did u injure ur partner while fucking? Like, say ur girl was on top of you, did u push her back so that she fell off the bed in a backward somersault?

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BITCH! MY DICK DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 7:07 am 
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Many times.

back when I was young, I played through some horrible things

I had a wire from an old couch jam into me like a needle,

I used to play baseball on chicago park district fields. If you slid, you were getting hurt. I'd have a strawberry on my knees and ass treaks from March until July. It was like a stigmata as I'd seriously have a permanent open wound that was always gooey. That would limit a lot of guys. Not me. The pain almost added to the pleasure.

banged it against some things

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I was fucking really hard this one time and a bunch of white shit shot out the tip of my penis. Really freaked me out. Haven't fucked since.

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Only a virgin would start a thread like this


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i find it interesting that good dolphin seems to be the one person always ready to respond in earnest to a whistler thread....


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Does making a broken hip worse count?

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Does making a broken hip worse count?
You really are the mack daddy of Manorcare, aren't ya?

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Regular Reader wrote:
Does making a broken hip worse count?

Well who's was it?

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Darkside wrote:
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Does making a broken hip worse count?

Well who's was it?


She was an Amazon, so it was mine. Friends literally helped me limp into a party at the lakefront and couldn't believe my "recovery " when I saw and left with her.

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Does making a broken hip worse count?
You really are the mack daddy of Manorcare, aren't ya?


Robert Johnson had nothing on me with a comparison of the sale of souls.

Those were the days, yadda yadda.

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Does making a broken hip worse count?

Well who's was it?


She was an Amazon, so it was mine. Friends literally helped me limp into a party at the lakefront and couldn't believe my "recovery " when I saw and left with her.

FINISH... THE.... FUCKING... STORY, MAN!

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Darkside wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
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Does making a broken hip worse count?

Well who's was it?


She was an Amazon, so it was mine. Friends literally helped me limp into a party at the lakefront and couldn't believe my "recovery " when I saw and left with her.

FINISH... THE.... FUCKING... STORY, MAN!


I was sitting on a cooler leaning on a tree, hurt from a bike accident the day before. An old friend got me motivated, so that by the time my friend came around I'd gotten loose enough to actually dance with her. She saw I was in pain and suggested that we just leave. I did my best, she had to hell me to my car to take her home the next morning and I was only a half hour late for work the next day since morning motivation could not be denied.

But I walked in pain for about a month. Other female friends who knew the story sneered at me for awhile. I still feel pain in the hip to this day. I'll pm you the rest, I've publicly bragged enough.

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Tell us MORE, Uncle Reader!!! Was the bike okay?!? What's an Amazon, Uncle Reader?


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K Effective wrote:
Tell us MORE, Uncle Reader!!! Was the bike okay?!? What's an Amazon, Uncle Reader?


Sorry, my aging heart can take only so much excitement from ancient memory lane trips.

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Regular Reader wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
Does making a broken hip worse count?

Well who's was it?


She was an Amazon, so it was mine. Friends literally helped me limp into a party at the lakefront and couldn't believe my "recovery " when I saw and left with her.



yes it counts. But why are u bonin' a fatty? Was she a sexy curvy amazon, or a blubbery fatty?

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whistler wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
Does making a broken hip worse count?

Well who's was it?


She was an Amazon, so it was mine. Friends literally helped me limp into a party at the lakefront and couldn't believe my "recovery " when I saw and left with her.



yes it counts. But why are u bonin' a fatty? Was she a sexy curvy amazon, or a blubbery fatty?


The statuesque type. She was around 6' tall. Maybe 135-145lbs-ish

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Regular Reader wrote:
whistler wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
Does making a broken hip worse count?

Well who's was it?


She was an Amazon, so it was mine. Friends literally helped me limp into a party at the lakefront and couldn't believe my "recovery " when I saw and left with her.



yes it counts. But why are u bonin' a fatty? Was she a sexy curvy amazon, or a blubbery fatty?


The statuesque type. She was around 6' tall. Maybe 135-145lbs-ish


oh, thats nothin' to be ashamed of. I wouldnt even call that an Amazon. That's good pussy. Tall and sexy.

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Regular Reader wrote:
whistler wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
Does making a broken hip worse count?

Well who's was it?


She was an Amazon, so it was mine. Friends literally helped me limp into a party at the lakefront and couldn't believe my "recovery " when I saw and left with her.



yes it counts. But why are u bonin' a fatty? Was she a sexy curvy amazon, or a blubbery fatty?


The statuesque type. She was around 6' tall. Maybe 135-145lbs-ish



Gal Gadot's mother?


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Cashman wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
whistler wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
Does making a broken hip worse count?

Well who's was it?


She was an Amazon, so it was mine. Friends literally helped me limp into a party at the lakefront and couldn't believe my "recovery " when I saw and left with her.



yes it counts. But why are u bonin' a fatty? Was she a sexy curvy amazon, or a blubbery fatty?


The statuesque type. She was around 6' tall. Maybe 135-145lbs-ish



Gal Gadot's mother?


About the same build and complexion.

Which reminds me of the first time injured with her. Friction burns.

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Regular Reader wrote:

About the same build and complexion.

Which reminds me of the first time injured with her. Friction burns.



Gotta use the astroglide when going in the back door.


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