I went to school with a guy named Daroush Mabadi (Mah-bah'-dee). We would annoy him by calling him "Daroush My Booty". We thought that was just hilarious. Looking back it is hilarious- hilarious how fucking stupid it was and how goddamn ignorant to make fun of someone's name.

What is the dumbest grade school way you ever made fun of a classmate's name?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I created a little jingle for a kid named Paul Miller. I sang it to him all fours years of high school. The lyrics and my singing were horrible, but I thought it was funny.

I can’t believe he didn’t murder me. Can’t recall the exact lyrics but something like this:

“It’s Miller,
Paul Miller,
We love you,
Paul Miller.”

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Alycen Hareas: "Harry Ass" (though she was smoking hot)

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I'll most likely spend some time in purgatory for calling a girl with one ear van Gogh. I didn't make it up but I was far too old to continue it.

I wish I was a better person.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Jerry: Y'know I remember when I was a kid growin up, kids would make fun of my name like you wouldn't believe-- "Jerry Jerry Dingleberry", "Seinsmelled"...

Woman: "Seinsmelled"?

Jerry: Yeah. What about you? Did people make fun of your name?

Woman: Are you kidding? They were merciless! What do you expect when your name rhymes with a part of the female anatomy?

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We had a Hispanic girl named Betty Lou in our class and people made up a song to tease her. I don't remember all of it but "Betty Lou from Peru. Came here on a taco truck" was part of it.

I gleefully joined in.

What stupid shit to do to a kid.

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I went to grade school with a girl who had a hairy birthmark on her cheek. She was a really nice girl but of course kids made fun of her. Kids are cruel. I never made fun of her though. Probably because my mom told me that if I ever did she would break my arm.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Is it bad I laughed at that?

One kid peed his pants in first grade and he was called pee pants for a while. Until another heavy set kid moved to town mid year, with the last name of Atco. He was known as Fatco from then on.

I can't think of much else. We were fairly tame in the name calling regard, but we played pranks on everyone and stole markers and pencils and whatnot from eachother.

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Is this her? No picture, but it has her birthdate. At 5' 9" and 190 lbs. she might not be smoking hot any more.
http://inmate.kenoshajs.org/NewWorld.In ... il/-301828

Drew Brees used to have something similar on his cheek. Years ago I saw an interview where he was being interviewed by another player, and a few questions in the player asked "What the hell it that on your cheek?" Brees laughed and said it was a birthmark.

Interesting...I’ll have to go back and see if I can verify the middle name. I wonder what the disorderly conduct refers to.

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"Smell."

Dude was rank, though.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Not really a name per se but my sister had a very large friend named Debby Buis who was a notorious cheapskate. I mean bad. Her gift to my sister for her wedding was purchased at a garage sale, complete with the "5.00... Jill" sticker on it. It was some kind of dinnerware setting I think.
Anyhow, I used to put on my best David Attenborough voice and say "the wild, rampaging Buis thunders across the plains in search of big macs and large fries..."

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

There's probably 20 I'd feel terrible about if I could even remember a single one. But yeah, kids are awful to other kids.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

She's been a bad girl

http://inmate.kenoshajs.org/NewWorld.In ... il/-301828

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She's been careless with a delicate man
And it's a sad, sad world
When 312 will have Tad on ignore
Just because he can

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Fredo

Fixed.

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One guy in my class had one leg longer than the other. We called him Ilene.

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-- source

Curdling Colleen --- probably because I had just heard what curdling meant.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas