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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 2:10 pm 
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That's a theory I've had for a long time. They don't really like us. Nor should they. But they want the babies. So they need a dick. Literally and figuratively.

If they could be lesbians and have babies they would go with that route over us.

Who agrees with me?


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 2:16 pm 
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Maybe in previous generations. Now not so much


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 2:30 pm 
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Daytime whistler


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 2:35 pm 
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I'm pretty sure Julie agrees


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Bagels wrote:
Daytime whistler


470% less fucking a stranger in a Citgo bathroom...800% more women chained to his furnace.

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Bagels wrote:
Daytime whistler

:lol:

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Someone should maybe explain to Beardown how getting pregnant happens.

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No, they can have babies without us or with us and not get married.

They get married for (primarily financial) security. Even if it doesn’t work out and they get divorced, there is usually a nice financial reward.


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FavreFan wrote:
Someone should maybe explain to Beardown how getting pregnant happens.


Nah

This is more fun.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 8:29 pm 
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Just because white women hate me doesn't mean I'm not allowed an opinion on this.

To be honest, because white women hate me I have a better perspective on this.

I probably see life different then you guys because white women hate me. I see it more clear. You'll never know. You'll never understand.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 8:34 pm 
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I think girls are only sexually attracted to guys in their teens and early 20s. At about 25, they lose any sexual desire. Thus making us a necessary evil for producing babies. Which is all they are about post 25.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 8:51 pm 
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I don't know.

You ever have a weird experience with strangers. I asked this lady about an address. It was a building I had to go to. She confirmed it was the correct address. Then she fucking stared at me for 5 seconds with an evil look. I didn't get this.

It should have been one of those quick moments where you talk to somebody and move on. But it wasn't.

Fuck. You guys don't understand what I'm talking about. That's alright. I'll just talk to the demons in my head like I always do.


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:24 am 
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Heisenberg wrote:
No, they can have babies without us or with us and not get married.

They get married for (primarily financial) security. Even if it doesn’t work out and they get divorced, there is usually a nice financial reward.


agreed. marriage is a huge money stabilizer for them.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:58 am 
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Beardown wrote:
I think girls are only sexually attracted to guys in their teens and early 20s. At about 25, they lose any sexual desire. Thus making us a necessary evil for producing babies. Which is all they are about post 25.


I like older guys, always have.


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I think women get married because dating mostly sucks for us.

A friend has a theory that a guy has to always love the girl more even if it's just "one grain of sand" more. There might be some truth to that because that's where the real security comes in. Financials only matter if the girl is into material things.

I got married because I found the person that knows me best and loves me anyway.


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Maybe they only want the babies so we're less likely to leave?
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I'm more inclined to believe that women primarily want us around to help pay the bills so they can take yoga and go out to lunch.


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 10:04 am 
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Kids are pretty great, but I'd say they stress a marriage more than enrich it, at least when they are young.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't have moments where I wonder why I got married and/or had kids. :lol: :oops: I'm glad I did. I wouldn't change it. Overall it's a great life and totally worth it, but like anything else that's worth it, it's a lot of work.


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Spaulding wrote:
I think women get married because dating mostly sucks for us.




this is the right answer. Women cannot function on their own.

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It is so they have someone to kill spiders. That is it.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
It is so they have someone to kill spiders. That is it.


Might be actually. :lol:

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Daytime whistler

:lol:

+ :lol:

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RockyBarufi wrote:
Maybe they only want the babies so we're less likely to leave?
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I'm more inclined to believe that women primarily want us around to help pay the bills so they can take yoga and go out to lunch.


I think it's the opposite. If the guy insists on having a baby right after marriage then he's scared she's gonna leave him. Wants to have the baby so she feels she has no choice but to stay. If he says let's wait 2 or 3 years, it's probably gonna be a good marriage.

Then again, what the hell do I know? White women hate me. But I still come up with theories anyway.


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