At the beginning of the year he looked like he put on 20 pounds from last year. Then I saw him his last start and I think he's added another 20.

We all have learned that he loves to guzzle beers after games. But I think it's too much fast food as well.

Might be part of the reason he sucks. I'm sure it doesn't help to be 40 pounds over weight. You lose energy quicker when you're fat.

It's kind of easy to hide weight gain in a baseball uniform. But just look at his face the next time you see him. You'll agree with me.

He looks like Christopher Cross.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

A lot of fried chicken in the locker room.

So do you guys agree? I mean even though the uniform hides it somewhat, you can tell he has a huge gut. And his face is bloated. This fucker is eating fried chicken and drinking 12 beers a night. Once a Red Sox, always a Red Sox.

He's proving that he can win with average stuff.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!