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whistler

Post subject: I shit 5 times this afternoon

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 12:05 am

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I had to take a shit 5 times today. One big one after lunch, then another small one an hour later. Then I got coffee in mid-afternoon, soon after I took another small shit but felt like there was a little more but couldnt get it out. A couple hours later, it came to me and I was able to shit it out. Even then, still felt like there was another small turd deep in there. When I got home, it came to me and I got it out after pushing and grunting real hard.

Five times to take a shit within about 5 hours. Surprising as I didnt eat much yesterday.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: I shit 5 times this afternoon

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 5:41 pm

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Don't have gay sex on your lunch break.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: I shit 5 times this afternoon

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 5:42 pm

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whistler wrote:

Five times to take a shit within about 5 hours. Surprising as I didnt eat much yesterday.

I ate your mom's pussy yesterday.

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I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: I shit 5 times this afternoon

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 5:45 pm

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Nas wrote:

Don't have gay sex on your lunch break.

He should be ready to go now though.

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Don't be such a fucking chump.

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MajorKong

Post subject: Re: I shit 5 times this afternoon

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 6:40 pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-MNTRNIyGs

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: I shit 5 times this afternoon

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 8:02 pm

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Nas wrote:

Don't have gay sex on your lunch break.

You never want anyone to have any fun.

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: I shit 5 times this afternoon

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 10:06 pm

Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 2:54 pm
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But did any of these shits get deposited in an ice cream place bathroom? Thats the burning question here, amongst other burning things.

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: I shit 5 times this afternoon

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 10:08 pm

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Nas wrote:

Don't have gay sex on your lunch break.

yeah Srsly you go up and tell.your boss that you have an opportunity for hot gay sex so you gotta.step.out of work right now and if s/he objects then s/he is a homophobe and bigot and you've got a lawsuit that should get you a whole lotta paid vacation perfect for lots of hot gay sex, if you catch my drift.

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Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

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whistler

Post subject: Re: I shit 5 times this afternoon

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 10:58 pm

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what does taking a shit have to do with gay fucking?

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: I shit 5 times this afternoon

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 11:07 pm

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whistler wrote:

what does taking a shit have to do with gay fucking?

Your mom.

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: I shit 5 times this afternoon

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 11:08 pm

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whistler wrote:

what does taking a shit have to do with gay fucking?

♫ I shit five times and I liked it...♫

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: I shit 5 times this afternoon

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 8:19 am

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whistler wrote:

I'm sorry you have ass cancer.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: I shit 5 times this afternoon

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 8:48 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

whistler wrote:

I'm sorry you have ass cancer.

I'm not.

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whistler

Post subject: Re: I shit 5 times this afternoon

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 1:29 am

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:12 pm
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Frank Coztansa wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

whistler wrote:

I'm sorry you have ass cancer.

I'm not.

master of ceremonies and everything...at a 1 yr old's birthday party :lol:

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