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whistler
PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 12:05 am 
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I had to take a shit 5 times today. One big one after lunch, then another small one an hour later. Then I got coffee in mid-afternoon, soon after I took another small shit but felt like there was a little more but couldnt get it out. A couple hours later, it came to me and I was able to shit it out. Even then, still felt like there was another small turd deep in there. When I got home, it came to me and I got it out after pushing and grunting real hard.

Five times to take a shit within about 5 hours. Surprising as I didnt eat much yesterday.

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Don't have gay sex on your lunch break.

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whistler wrote:
Five times to take a shit within about 5 hours. Surprising as I didnt eat much yesterday.

I ate your mom's pussy yesterday.

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Nas wrote:
Don't have gay sex on your lunch break.



He should be ready to go now though.

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Don't have gay sex on your lunch break.

You never want anyone to have any fun.

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But did any of these shits get deposited in an ice cream place bathroom? Thats the burning question here, amongst other burning things.

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Nas wrote:
Don't have gay sex on your lunch break.

yeah Srsly you go up and tell.your boss that you have an opportunity for hot gay sex so you gotta.step.out of work right now and if s/he objects then s/he is a homophobe and bigot and you've got a lawsuit that should get you a whole lotta paid vacation perfect for lots of hot gay sex, if you catch my drift.

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what does taking a shit have to do with gay fucking?

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whistler wrote:
what does taking a shit have to do with gay fucking?

Your mom.

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what does taking a shit have to do with gay fucking?

♫ I shit five times and I liked it...♫

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whistler wrote:
I had to take a shit 5 times today. One big one after lunch, then another small one an hour later. Then I got coffee in mid-afternoon, soon after I took another small shit but felt like there was a little more but couldnt get it out. A couple hours later, it came to me and I was able to shit it out. Even then, still felt like there was another small turd deep in there. When I got home, it came to me and I got it out after pushing and grunting real hard.

Five times to take a shit within about 5 hours. Surprising as I didnt eat much yesterday.


I'm sorry you have ass cancer.

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whistler wrote:
I had to take a shit 5 times today. One big one after lunch, then another small one an hour later. Then I got coffee in mid-afternoon, soon after I took another small shit but felt like there was a little more but couldnt get it out. A couple hours later, it came to me and I was able to shit it out. Even then, still felt like there was another small turd deep in there. When I got home, it came to me and I got it out after pushing and grunting real hard.

Five times to take a shit within about 5 hours. Surprising as I didnt eat much yesterday.


I'm sorry you have ass cancer.
I'm not.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
whistler wrote:
I had to take a shit 5 times today. One big one after lunch, then another small one an hour later. Then I got coffee in mid-afternoon, soon after I took another small shit but felt like there was a little more but couldnt get it out. A couple hours later, it came to me and I was able to shit it out. Even then, still felt like there was another small turd deep in there. When I got home, it came to me and I got it out after pushing and grunting real hard.

Five times to take a shit within about 5 hours. Surprising as I didnt eat much yesterday.


I'm sorry you have ass cancer.
I'm not.



master of ceremonies and everything...at a 1 yr old's birthday party :lol:

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