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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Wait...Sears is still open? This mall has everything

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:02 pm

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https://wgntv.com/2019/09/20/police-on- ... ield-mall/

Black SUV driving through the Woodfield Sears. And they say nothing interesting ever happens in the Mecca.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Wait...Sears is still open? This mall has everything

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:03 pm

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Disco Pants and Haircuts!

Yeah, lots of space in this mall.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Wait...Sears is still open? This mall has everything

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:03 pm

Joined: Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:13 pm
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I was there an hour ago. Crazy.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Wait...Sears is still open? This mall has everything

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:05 pm

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Was there a man in a purple polo nearby?

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Wait...Sears is still open? This mall has everything

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:05 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

I was there an hour ago. Crazy.

The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year!

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Wait...Sears is still open? This mall has everything

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:06 pm

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Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Wait...Sears is still open? This mall has everything

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:07 pm

Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:25 pm
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I'd sure like to think id be balsy enough to grab the heaviest object I could find and smash the back window and smash the drivers head

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IMU

Post subject: Re: Wait...Sears is still open? This mall has everything

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:07 pm

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Love Woodfield.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Wait...Sears is still open? This mall has everything

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:08 pm

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IkeSouth wrote:

I'd sure like to think id be balsy enough to grab the heaviest object I could find and smash the back window and smash the drivers head

I'm gonna catch that sucker. If it's the last thing I ever do.

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WaitingforRuffcorn

Post subject: Re: Wait...Sears is still open? This mall has everything

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:09 pm

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Jeff Bezos wins again.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Wait...Sears is still open? This mall has everything

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:16 pm

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I have a dream, most nights. It starts on a playground; there's kids, you know swinging, laughing. Dogs barking, butterflies flapping their wings. And then you hear a rumbling. And over the horizon comes a black cloud. And it's made of cancer. And puss. And it starts sweeping over the playground and everyone starts screaming and clawing their eyes, pulling at their hair and saying "Help! What do we do?!" You know what happens next? Out steps me, wielding the biggest fucking shotgun you've ever seen in your life, and you know what I do? I blow every-fucking-thing away. I am getting God's work done. When the whole thing is over and the dust has settled, the whole world gathers below me, and they say "Thank you, Ronnie, thank you for helping, being a great man, and doing this for us!" And you know what I say? "You don't need to thank me. I'm just a guy with a gun. I'm just a cop."

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IMU

Post subject: Re: Wait...Sears is still open? This mall has everything

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:16 pm

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Honestly, who hasn't wanted to take out a bunch of mall kiosks after walking the mall for 30 minutes?

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Wait...Sears is still open? This mall has everything

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:19 pm

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W_Z wrote:

God I love that movie.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: Wait...Sears is still open? This mall has everything

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:19 pm

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Is Bob Rohrman having a fall sales drive?

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Dignified Rube

Post subject: Re: Wait...Sears is still open? This mall has everything

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 4:29 pm

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Blues Brothers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIdGxR-aU6o

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Wait...Sears is still open? This mall has everything

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 4:32 pm

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Location: Schaumburg
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Top-notch commentary by the guy taking the video.

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Wait...Sears is still open? This mall has everything

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 4:38 pm

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:15 pm
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pizza_Place: Dino's

4-5 news helicopters overhead.

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Drake LaRrieta

Post subject: Re: Wait...Sears is still open? This mall has everything

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:40 pm

Joined: Fri May 06, 2016 10:39 am
Posts: 1493
pizza_Place: Aurelio's

Probably the most exciting thing to happen at the Woodfield Sears since the Kardashians were there.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Wait...Sears is still open? This mall has everything

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 7:32 pm

Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:52 pm
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The driver

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: Wait...Sears is still open? This mall has everything

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 8:08 pm

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Location: "Across 110th Street"

Oldsmobile, ToysRUs, Bigby & Karruthers and my favorite, Lemmy's Red Hots(Tommy and Speeps understand) all gone as well. So sad.

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beni hanna

Post subject: Re: Wait...Sears is still open? This mall has everything

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 9:34 pm

Joined: Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:25 am
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pizza_Place: Investigating

Shoulda been the dancing fat guy on the rock commercials from a decade or so ago.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Wait...Sears is still open? This mall has everything

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:06 pm

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Jesus local news is really the worst.

TEAM COVERAGE of Woodfield Rampage!

NO INDICATION OF TERRORISM!

Fucking hayseeds.

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: Wait...Sears is still open? This mall has everything

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:17 pm

Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 2:54 pm
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

The driver

Looks white to me. Now we just gotta find out where he posted his manifesto now that 8chan is gone.

Some of you guys are pretty cool... don't go to Forever 21 today!

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Wait...Sears is still open? This mall has everything

Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2019 2:39 am

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I dont wanna see this. I wanna see video of when the car actually crashed thru the door and got inside. That to me is the funny part.

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