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Franky T

Post subject: Lottery Players

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 11:07 am

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I'm not calling anyone who plays the lottery a DB, but is there anything worse than getting stuck behind one in line at the gas station? Always seems to happen when you're in a hurry.

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Ron Wolfley

Post subject: Re: Lottery Players

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 11:17 am

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Franky T wrote:

I'm not calling anyone who plays the lottery a DB, but is there anything worse than getting stuck behind one in line at the gas station? Always seems to happen when you're in a hurry.

Got stuck behind 2 people playing the lottery the other week. 1st guy was the worst. Picking his own numbers. Must have bought 5 tickets.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Lottery Players

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 11:17 am

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you ever fucked a chick while waiting in line behind a guy buying lottery tickets?

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Lottery Players

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 11:25 am

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Franky T wrote:

I'm not calling anyone who plays the lottery a DB, but is there anything worse than getting stuck behind one in line at the gas station? Always seems to happen when you're in a hurry.

It’s the worst. Fuck these people.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Lottery Players

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 11:34 am

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SpiralStairs wrote:

you ever fucked a chick while waiting in line behind a guy buying lottery tickets?

ever take a shit while fucking a chick while waiting in line behind a guy buying lottery tickets

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Lottery Players

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 11:44 am

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Why are you in line at a gas station again? You like overpaying for stuff?

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Lottery Players

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 12:02 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Why are you in line at a gas station again? You like overpaying for stuff?

This again. You didn't ask them about where they are parking.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Lottery Players

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 12:08 pm

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Furious Styles wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Why are you in line at a gas station again? You like overpaying for stuff?

This again. You didn't ask them about where they are parking.

Costco cures everything. People there have to park in parking spots. It is pretty revolutionary. You can't park your car by the pump while you buy 4 gallons of ranch dressing.

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Lottery Players

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 12:17 pm

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You are a soulless individual.

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Lottery Players

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 2:16 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Why are you in line at a gas station again? You like overpaying for stuff?

I'm sorry you're poor and can't afford convenience.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Lottery Players

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 2:35 pm

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Franky T wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Why are you in line at a gas station again? You like overpaying for stuff?

I'm sorry you're poor and can't afford convenience.

You mean you're sorry you're unorganized and have to buy shit at a gas station?

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Lottery Players

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 2:40 pm

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Nardi wrote:

Franky T wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Why are you in line at a gas station again? You like overpaying for stuff?

I'm sorry you're poor and can't afford convenience.

You mean you're sorry you're unorganized and have to buy shit at a gas station?

No. I'm just not so cheap that I take the time to pack up a bunch of stuff before I leave the house to save a dollar - just in case.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Lottery Players

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 2:51 pm

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Franky T wrote:

Nardi wrote:

Franky T wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Why are you in line at a gas station again? You like overpaying for stuff?

I'm sorry you're poor and can't afford convenience.

You mean you're sorry you're unorganized and have to buy shit at a gas station?

No. I'm just not so cheap that I take the time to pack up a bunch of stuff before I leave the house to save a dollar - just in case.

Lazy AND unorganized. I ran out of scotch tape last night and I had to have it last night. Lucky me, I buy 2 at a time. You know, just in case.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Lottery Players

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 7:46 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Why are you in line at a gas station again? You like overpaying for stuff?

This. It's okay if you do, but don't complain about people who play lottery. Complain about the gas station having 1 line.

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Lottery Players

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 8:10 pm

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Nas wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Why are you in line at a gas station again? You like overpaying for stuff?

This. It's okay if you do, but don't complain about people who play lottery. Complain about the gas station having 1 line.

This is a fair point.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Lottery Players

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 8:12 pm

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Franky T wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Why are you in line at a gas station again? You like overpaying for stuff?

I'm sorry you're poor and can't afford convenience.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Lottery Players

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 8:15 pm

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Franky T wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Why are you in line at a gas station again? You like overpaying for stuff?

I'm sorry you're poor and can't afford convenience.

Didn't sound very convenient with the guy or girl playing the lottery in front of you while you paid 2x the price for your beef jerky.

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Lottery Players

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 8:37 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Franky T wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Why are you in line at a gas station again? You like overpaying for stuff?

I'm sorry you're poor and can't afford convenience.

Didn't sound very convenient with the guy or girl playing the lottery in front of you while you paid 2x the price for your beef jerky.

It was a bottle of water, but touché :lol:

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Lottery Players

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 9:37 pm

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Lottery Players

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 6:55 am

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thornton's had a $1 ice cream cone deal going for a while. i mean i only go into gas stations for the king size candy bars, but at least they had a decent deal going on.

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a retard

Post subject: Re: Lottery Players

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 7:02 am

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Buy your gas at the tollway oasis. They don't sell lottery tickets there.

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: Lottery Players

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 9:17 am

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Franky T wrote:

I'm not calling anyone who plays the lottery a DB, but is there anything worse than getting stuck behind one in line at the gas station? Always seems to happen when you're in a hurry.

I'm in violent agreement with you on this....despite that bad thoughts that followed.

People paying a voluntary tax is one thing....that's on them. Holding up a line for a bottle of water or a tin of Copenhagen is really infuriating.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Lottery Players

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 10:12 am

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a retard wrote:

Buy your gas at the tollway oasis. They don't sell lottery tickets there.

And free air!

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