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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: People that say no worries after every statement

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:09 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Because Tom Pretty sucks.

Have gd teach you the quote function. Its a pretty vital tool here. Good luck.

There's definitely MANY tools here.

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I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: People that say no worries after every statement

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:16 am

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

Agreed, I hate any obviously forced conversation.

I'm laughing because a forum like this is obviously going to be heavily populated by introverts, so this is likely to be a very popular sentiment. And I feel exactly the same way myself. Sometimes if another person is waiting for the elevator I take the stairs just to avoid a potential conversation. I live on the ninth floor.

In general I am fine with it but there is a checker at the grocery store that loves to discuss how good the items I am buying are.

Is this pasta sauce good?
I normally buy Pringles.
That's a big block of cheese.
Oh I need to get some of this ham.

Rick, I'm pretty sure that cashier thinks you are cool and is trying to sell you narcotics. He doesn't know you the way we do.

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long time guy

Post subject: Re: People that say no worries after every statement

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:19 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

long time guy wrote:

About to use the restroom. No worries.

Ahhhh...I wish I could say that.

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The Hawk wrote:

This is going to reach a head pretty soon.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: People that say no worries after every statement

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:21 am

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

Agreed, I hate any obviously forced conversation.

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tommy

Post subject: Re: People that say no worries after every statement

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:24 am

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This thread, man :lol:

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Brick

Post subject: Re: People that say no worries after every statement

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:27 am

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Telegram Sam wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

Agreed, I hate any obviously forced conversation.

Rick, I'm pretty sure that cashier thinks you are cool and is trying to sell you narcotics. He doesn't know you the way we do.

I have suspected he may show up to work with an altered mental state.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: People that say no worries after every statement

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:28 am

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Big blocks of cheese will do that to people.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: People that say no worries after every statement

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:06 am

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I hate the new trend of servers asking you "How is everything tasting?"

Tasting? Well, miss...I ordered a cheeseburger, but this tastes like pizza for some fucked up reason.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: People that say no worries after every statement

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:20 am

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

I hate the new trend of servers asking you "How is everything tasting?"

Yeah, that's really weird and affected, isn't it? It's kind of like "have a catch".

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: People that say no worries after every statement

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:25 am

I always hate when the cashier asks if I'm having a party.

And I have to say "No".

Then, things get really awkward and quiet.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: People that say no worries after every statement

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:33 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I always hate when the cashier asks if I'm having a party.

And I have to say "No".

Then, things get really awkward and quiet.

Especially when it's Home Depot and all you have in your cart is a shovel, zip-ties, rubber gloves and bleach.

Blame Trader Joe's for the encomiastic cashier trend.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: People that say no worries after every statement

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:36 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I always hate when the cashier asks if I'm having a party.

And I have to say "No".

Then, things get really awkward and quiet.

In fairness, they are used to MANY bottles in a shopping cart. When you roll thru the checkout with a pallet jack and a whole skid full of Tito's, it kinda rattles them.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: People that say no worries after every statement

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:37 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I always hate when the cashier asks if I'm having a party.

And I have to say "No".

Then, things get really awkward and quiet.

At Meijer the cashier told me that to her she can't drink Two Hearted because it tastes like fish to her because her dad would drink Budweiser while fishing.

I wasn't sure what she wanted me to say so I just said I like it.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: People that say no worries after every statement

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:42 am

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Here's how that should have gone, Brick-

BR; Do you know why they call it Two Hearted Ale?

Cashier; No

BR; It's because fish actually have two hearts. Didn't you never see the two of them when your Dad was fishing?

Cashier; No

BR; Oh. Well now you've broken my heart.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: People that say no worries after every statement

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:51 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I always hate when the cashier asks if I'm having a party.

And I have to say "No".

Then, things get really awkward and quiet.

Big Papi wants to have a party.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: People that say no worries after every statement

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 12:33 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I always hate when the cashier asks if I'm having a party.

And I have to say "No".

Then, things get really awkward and quiet.

True story... bought a fifth of scotch and a case of beer and some fruity drinks for the wife and a box of wine. The cashier said are you having a party? I said nope I'm just a raging alcoholic.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Heisenberg

Post subject: Re: People that say no worries after every statement

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 12:37 pm

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Marriott forces their hotel employees to say “my pleasure” instead of “you’re welcome.”

“Thanks for unclogging my toilet.”

“My pleasure.”

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: People that say no worries after every statement

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 1:53 pm

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long time guy wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

long time guy wrote:

About to use the restroom. No worries.

Ahhhh...I wish I could say that.

I used to think that the old were confused or just had no Fs to give in that area, then I got old. :cry:

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: People that say no worries after every statement

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:33 pm

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And also, why am I a "guest" and not a customer? Are they going to feed me and get me a room for the night?

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat

Post subject: Re: People that say no worries after every statement

Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2019 12:16 am

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https://youtu.be/fMK6hLSzrP4

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: People that say no worries after every statement

Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2019 7:28 am

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Hussra wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I always hate when the cashier asks if I'm having a party.

And I have to say "No".

Then, things get really awkward and quiet.

Especially when it's Home Depot and all you have in your cart is a shovel, zip-ties, rubber gloves and bleach.

Blame Trader Joe's for the encomiastic cashier trend.

ENCOMIASTIC...seriously?!

Quote:

The Greek root is encomium, which means a particular kind of storytelling or public speaking that heaps praise on a person or thing. If you rearrange the letters in encomiastic, you get cosmetician, a dressed-up way of saying “makeup artist.”

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312player

Post subject: Re: People that say no worries after every statement

Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2019 7:35 am

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long time guy wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

It means no worries.

For the rest of your days.

It's our problem free philosophy.

After every statement? About to use the restroom. No worries.

You walk into Walgreens. They greet you with a "no worries".

My boss says it pretty often, he's the only person I've ever heard use it. Didn't know this was common.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: People that say no worries after every statement

Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2019 7:38 am

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I've only ever used the term after someone goofs up and apologizes.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: People that say no worries after every statement

Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2019 8:26 am

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GoldenJet wrote:

I've only ever used the term after someone goofs up and apologizes.

No worries.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: People that say no worries after every statement

Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2019 8:33 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

I've only ever used the term after someone goofs up and apologizes.

No worries.

I'm sayin', homedog.

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Don Tiny wrote:

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