I have driven extensively in all of those states. Hands down, Illinois roads were always the worst. It's what happens when the state is literally run by a giant patronage scam.

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

Sometimes somebody posts something that makes us laugh our ass off, and it deserves to be remembered for posterity.

This is where we can store funny posts.

Post funny posts here!

First:

Ogie Ogelthorpe bludgeoning the state of Illinois, as he should:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Skilling now looks like a combination of Morocco Mole and King Kong Bundy.

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

Tad Queasy, when told Skilling is as fat as latter-day Perry Mason:

there was some pornhub stat that site activity from the town of either the winner or loser (i think it was the loseR) of the superbowl spikes after the game.

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

Yes.

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

Frank Costanza, celebrating the Cubs elimination from playoff contention, with some fucking!, and with a subtle dig at the Cubs!:


"Ever had sex on a night the Cubs were eliminated?"

This should be a surprise to no one. White Sox subdivision is rumored to have rented out a bathhouse in Naperville after every Cubs elimination.

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

The Gang of Four does not frequent bath houses.

We have a lively text exchange every year as Joe Maddon takes his crew down in flames.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Yeah. Palmeiro got her. Shit, I'm sure Mark Grace banged her too. But I heard she refused the advances of Hector Villinoweva. So she had some standards.

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

I don't like white rappers.

The funniest post of all time on this board was when search worked for two days and I found all the times OKC said he would hit that, including Oprah and Punky Brewster.

Who wouldn't bang Oprah? It's Oprah, for chrissake.

I don't like white rappers.

The funniest post of all time on this board was when search worked for two days and I found all the times OKC said he would hit that, including Oprah and Punky Brewster.

The thread should be: People on the board I want to get high with.

For me, the list will always start thus:

1) Beardown
2) 312player

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

The fuck?

I mean, yeah, but who trusts tommy's opinions anyway

I don't get high but getting high when I'm around would be a mind scrambler.

You get a blowjob from Oprah! And you get a blowjob from Oprah! EVERYBODY GETS A BLOWJOB!

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Honestly you're more likely to get one from Steadman.
Still ok with that fellas?

I don't like white rappers.

Ever watch your wife suck Mickey Mantle's dick under the bleachers?

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

Hopefully her pussy was gluten free.

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

I have one question still...

How the fuck does anyone become a regular at BWW? The food is dog shit. I mean for that price there are a dozen wing places better than BWW in Naperville. Even fucking Hooters is a step up in quality and that's pretty low itself.

On that note, who the fuck becomes a regular at any chain restaurant? I get being a regular at some local joint, but a generic chain?

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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U shuld kill urself.

This is going to reach a head pretty soon.

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U shuld kill urself.

This is going to reach a head pretty soon.

Here is a funny post for u

U shuld kill urself.

Not one post from any of them in response to him.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Not one post from any of them in response to him.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.