Broke my toe on my fucking coffee table this morning.

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That's gonna fuck you up for the winter.

Spiraling down

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

SpiralRamp

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

SpiralnoStairs

Helltoe

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I'm sorry that this happened to you.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

Good thing I didn't post about it on Twitter first.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

SpiralFracture

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Sorry, YellowPiss, the nickname Spinal Meningitis is already in the can.

Spiral
Spinal
Spittle

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"Elegy on a Sore Toe" (1842)

Oh that I had the enchanted pen
Whose words were write in blood and fire
Which were indelible; for then
I'd gratify my own desire
And to all future ages show
The sorrows of my poor old toe.

My poor old toe How long have you
with stick and stump and stone contended
Your thwacks and thumps have not been few
And well I wish that they were ended
But yet they come and none can know
when they will cease. My poor old toe.

What have I done that I should bear
The pains and sufferings of this sore
I am no worse than others are
Then why should I be punished more
I know not why but it is sore
And I cant cure my poor old toe.

Tis something strange indeed to me
When ere I walk in crowds or lone
Just in my path there'll always be
Some obstacle a block or stone
And thus you see where'ere I go
I'm sure to stump my poor old toe.

A dozen folks may with me walk
And each may have like me ten toes
Yet while unhurt they laugh and talk
I writhe beneath the killing blows
which every moment fill with woe
unutterable my poor old toe.

'Tis said Lord Byron used to curse
His ill-starred fate which made him lame
And surely his was nothing worse
Than mine, since mine is just the same
Except his foot was lame you know
with me it was my poor old toe—

Tis natural that man should long
When parties, weddings, balls abound
To join in dance the giddy throng
when ere the dancing time comes round
But I can't dance or act the beau
Because 'twould kill my poor old toe

I cannot even walk with grace
With ladies fair, (oh sad misfortune)
In each and every time and place
My ill luck still does me importune
For I must limp and thereby show
The D—l is in my poor old toe

And now my friends Ive nearly done
This elegy upon my toe
I almost wish Id not begun
I almost wish Id not begun
But since tis write Ill let it go
And thus expose my poor old toe

But ere I cease this plaintive strain
This sad momento of my evil
I'll tell you one and all quite plain
I wish my toe was at the devil
For now an everlasting foe
Attends me in my poor old toe—

Spinal Meningitis Got Me Down

Boognish Boognish Boognish

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An unjust law is no law at all--St. Augustine of Hippo

Cause tried and true
I see the light in you
Oh, can you dig in my soul?
Could you smell my whole...
life?--Gener and Deaner

Happened to me last year. Although I didn’t even know it until I woke up the next morning and it was black. I thought I just stubbed my toe and I couldn’t take the pain because I’m a pussy. Turns out that I’m one tough son of a bitch.

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Nomination approved.

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try the vacuum cleaner next time

it almost never fights back

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

My kingdom for a fucking vacuum!

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