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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Chopsticks or Silverware

Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 8:05 am

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You are out for Chinese food or sushi with your significant other. Which do you use?

And Panda Express does not count, IMU.

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Post subject: Re: Chopsticks or Silverware

Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 8:12 am

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Chopsticks for sushi meal. Silverware for everything else.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Chopsticks or Silverware

Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 8:22 am

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Wrong section

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Chopsticks or Silverware

Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 8:37 am

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I try to use chopsticks, but dont always with Chinese food.

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Bababooey

Post subject: Re: Chopsticks or Silverware

Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 10:03 am

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Great thread.

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IMU

Post subject: Re: Chopsticks or Silverware

Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 10:19 am

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I use chopsticks for all the traditional chopsticks meals.

Panda Express is awful, and both times I had it it was forced on me.

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Ron Wolfley

Post subject: Re: Chopsticks or Silverware

Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 10:29 am

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Chopsticks CAN be used for chinese but it's not meant for sushi. Sushi is meant to use hands only.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Chopsticks or Silverware

Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 10:31 am

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I'm an American

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Post subject: Re: Chopsticks or Silverware

Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 11:07 am

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Sporks

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IMU

Post subject: Re: Chopsticks or Silverware

Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 11:53 am

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Ron Wolfley wrote:

Chopsticks CAN be used for chinese but it's not meant for sushi. Sushi is meant to use hands only.

This is falsely spread information. Top sushi chefs in Japan have repeatedly said chopsticks with sushi is fine. In fact, sashimi is meant for chopsticks. Nigiri and maki can be either or.

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Chopsticks or Silverware

Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 12:47 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

You are out for Chinese food or sushi with your significant other. Which do you use?

And Panda Express does not count, IMU.

Silverware. Need to look civilized in front o' your significant other.

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RFDC

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Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 12:57 pm

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Chopsticks or Silverware

Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 1:09 pm

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Knives
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Post subject: Re: Chopsticks or Silverware

Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 3:34 pm

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Chopsticks.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Chopsticks or Silverware

Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 3:40 pm

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chopsticks or my finger forks.

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Post subject: Re: Chopsticks or Silverware

Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 3:49 pm

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Peoria Matt wrote:

Chopsticks for sushi meal. Silverware for everything else.

Correct

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Chopsticks or Silverware

Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 3:49 pm

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I use chopsticks when i eat sushi, but I'm not good enough at using them for other dishes.

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shirtless driver

Post subject: Re: Chopsticks or Silverware

Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 4:27 pm

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I just use a plastic straw.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Chopsticks or Silverware

Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 8:57 am

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Nas wrote:

I'm an American

exactly

the chopstick is an inferior tool in just about every way.

Barbaric.

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IMU

Post subject: Re: Chopsticks or Silverware

Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 9:54 am

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They're mini-tongs. Tongs are great.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Chopsticks or Silverware

Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 12:34 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

Nas wrote:

I'm an American

exactly

the chopstick is an inferior tool in just about every way.

Barbaric.

The Chinese know what the fork is. You dont see them out plowing the field with a couple of pool cues.

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tommy

Post subject: Re: Chopsticks or Silverware

Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 12:40 pm

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Chapsticks used to have cool commercials. It was always some chick skiing and I think her name was Chapstick Cindy or something.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Chopsticks or Silverware

Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 12:54 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Nas wrote:

I'm an American

exactly

the chopstick is an inferior tool in just about every way.

Barbaric.

The Chinese know what the fork is. You dont see them out plowing the field with a couple of pool cues.

only because they hide when I fly my helicopter over the fields

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Rod

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Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 1:24 pm

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When we were in our early 20s a friend of mine prepared a complete Chinese dinner for a girl he was going out with. He even made his own fortune cookies with fortunes like, "You will sleep with a great man tonight." He set the table with chopsticks. The girl was apparently not very sophisticated because she just sat there as my friend dug into the fried rice and chicken kow. She eventually said, "Um, do you have any forks." He told her to check the silverware drawer that was right behind her. She did. But he had removed all the forks and replaced them with chopsticks. She looked very puzzled. Then he pulled a fork out of his pocket and handed it to her.

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Post subject: Re: Chopsticks or Silverware

Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 2:03 pm