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Caught hiding in an apartment right across the street from the Elmwood Park police station and public works. Dead at 90.

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I’ll never forget Mike North sticking up for him after his arrest...”He’s a good guy, he’s old, leave him alone”. (Implied: ignore the murders from when he was to younger. Mob stuff isn’t so bad.)

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Murderous old man with a devious smile.

I hope he repented.

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There’s this lady in my industry that lives on Long Island with the same last name as the Clown. She is one of those 5 foot nothing tall people with tits so big you can’t believe she doesn’t fall forward. In any case, I started calling them, “Lombardo’s” many years ago.

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That is sexual harassment, Denis.


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That is sexual harassment, Denis.


This would be the look on your face if you saw them.

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How has Jorr not told a crossing paths with Joey the Clown story yet?

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Murderous old man with a devious smile.

I hope he repented.
I hope the whole "repent" thing is wrong.

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How has Jorr not told a crossing paths with Joey the Clown story yet?

That's why I opened this thread.

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There’s this lady in my industry that lives on Long Island with the same last name as the Clown. She is one of those 5 foot nothing tall people with tits so big you can’t believe she doesn’t fall forward. In any case, I started calling them, “Lombardo’s” many years ago.


What's her LinkedIn?


Our next door neighbor when I was a kid was one of those little Italian women with HUGE honkers. She liked to push them out at you and she always wore four inch heels. She was one of my earliest masturbation fantasies.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
denisdman wrote:
There’s this lady in my industry that lives on Long Island with the same last name as the Clown. She is one of those 5 foot nothing tall people with tits so big you can’t believe she doesn’t fall forward. In any case, I started calling them, “Lombardo’s” many years ago.


What's her LinkedIn?


Our next door neighbor when I was a kid was one of those little Italian women with HUGE honkers. She liked to push them out at you and she always wore four inch heels. She was one of my earliest masturbation fantasies.

And now?

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Franky T wrote:
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
How has Jorr not told a crossing paths with Joey the Clown story yet?

That's why I opened this thread.



I never crossed paths with the man but I have seen his right hand guy several times at La Scarola. He's not someone I'd want to mess with. I'm not even gonna mention his name. Rumor has it he's the real guy running the Outfit right now.

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Darkside wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
denisdman wrote:
There’s this lady in my industry that lives on Long Island with the same last name as the Clown. She is one of those 5 foot nothing tall people with tits so big you can’t believe she doesn’t fall forward. In any case, I started calling them, “Lombardo’s” many years ago.


What's her LinkedIn?


Our next door neighbor when I was a kid was one of those little Italian women with HUGE honkers. She liked to push them out at you and she always wore four inch heels. She was one of my earliest masturbation fantasies.

And now?



And now what?

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There’s this lady in my industry that lives on Long Island with the same last name as the Clown. She is one of those 5 foot nothing tall people with tits so big you can’t believe she doesn’t fall forward. In any case, I started calling them, “Lombardo’s” many years ago.


What's her LinkedIn?


Our next door neighbor when I was a kid was one of those little Italian women with HUGE honkers. She liked to push them out at you and she always wore four inch heels. She was one of my earliest masturbation fantasies.

And now?



And now what?

And now what do you jerk it to? Discordant guitar riffs? Julie dicaro? A well kept tarantula terrarium? Small woodland creatures? Aggressive grunt sound effects between bad 670 takes? A nice cool glass of OJ? Perfect lines carved into a soccer pitch? An overzealous punchout on a called strike three? Steve stone lounging in a large baseball mitt?

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Darkside wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Darkside wrote:
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denisdman wrote:
There’s this lady in my industry that lives on Long Island with the same last name as the Clown. She is one of those 5 foot nothing tall people with tits so big you can’t believe she doesn’t fall forward. In any case, I started calling them, “Lombardo’s” many years ago.


What's her LinkedIn?


Our next door neighbor when I was a kid was one of those little Italian women with HUGE honkers. She liked to push them out at you and she always wore four inch heels. She was one of my earliest masturbation fantasies.

And now?



And now what?

And now what do you jerk it to? Discordant guitar riffs? Julie dicaro? A well kept tarantula terrarium? Small woodland creatures? Aggressive grunt sound effects between bad 670 takes? A nice cool glass of OJ? Perfect lines carved into a soccer pitch? An overzealous punchout on a called strike three? Steve stone lounging in a large baseball mitt?


Right now I'm waiting to see if Dennis is gonna post pics of Ms. Lombardo.

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Got to admit though... some of my suggestions are sexy.

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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
How has Jorr not told a crossing paths with Joey the Clown story yet?


I'm more interested in which mob restaurant, past or present, JORR thinks was the best in Elmwood Park.


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I don’t see her on Linked In. Looks like she got married in 2016 with a new last name of Yurich. Here is her work pic. Here is the marriage thing I found.

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https://registry.theknot.com/melissa-lombardo-michael-yurich-august-2016/13673468

The pic info actually has her maiden name in it.

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Unless she's a vampire I doubt she's the woman JORR was talking about.

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Very attractive lady

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I see what you did there.

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Bababooey wrote:
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
How has Jorr not told a crossing paths with Joey the Clown story yet?


I'm more interested in which mob restaurant, past or present, JORR thinks was the best in Elmwood Park.



I was a big fan of Danny's. I think that was in Melrose Park though.

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Nas wrote:
Unless she's a vampire I doubt she's the woman JORR was talking about.



Yeah, Katie might be dead by now.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Franky T wrote:
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How has Jorr not told a crossing paths with Joey the Clown story yet?

That's why I opened this thread.



I never crossed paths with the man but I have seen his right hand guy several times at La Scarola. He's not someone I'd want to mess with. I'm not even gonna mention his name. Rumor has it he's the real guy running the Outfit right now.



He walked into the wake of my brother in laws mom, and all the cheek kissing started. I didn't know who he was, but my brother pointed him out to me.

The next day at Queen of Heaven, he held the door for everyone going into the internment chapel. You would have thought that he was a regular guy instead of a mob boos and killer.

Two weeks later, he disappeared and was indicted the next day. He obviously had someone in the FBI who tipped him off to the indictment.

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Very attractive lady

I don't think she would date a genius.


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Very attractive lady

I don't think she would date a genius.

She is. What does genius replace

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I never thought twice about the Outfit after the middle 80s. They just weren't relevant around these parts.

My mom grew up two blocks from the Capone two flat and didn't know it until I mentioned it to her a few years ago.

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I never thought twice about the Outfit after the middle 80s. They just weren't relevant around these parts.

My mom grew up two blocks from the Capone two flat and didn't know it until I mentioned it to her a few years ago.


Don't kid yourself.

They are still plenty relevant around these parts.

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I never thought twice about the Outfit after the middle 80s. They just weren't relevant around these parts.

My mom grew up two blocks from the Capone two flat and didn't know it until I mentioned it to her a few years ago.


Don't kid yourself.

They are still plenty relevant around these parts.


Ok, but in the vein of cook county regular Democratic committemen and crooked businessmen. Only as relevant as their crooked lawers and kept politicos. In other words, republicans .

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