Has anyone here ever had to use a process server to serve someone for a legal matter?

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God is the uncaused cause of the universe. He had no beginning and has no end. He is not bound by the laws of the universe he created.

Never. Just email that shit. It counts as proper service, but the FAT CAT process server lobby doesn't want u to know that.

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Matthew 5:25-26
25 Settle with your opponent quickly while on the way to court with him. Otherwise your opponent will hand you over to the judge, and the judge will hand you over to the guard, and you will be thrown into prison. 26 Amen, I say to you, you will not be released until you have paid the last penny.

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What is it that you want to know?

Why should you be allowed to have a process server anyway? You can’t even have cash bail. It’s racist.

Why would anyone show up to a court procedure?

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Elections have consequences.

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I'll do it. $100 in Chicago or an adjoining suburb. Just let me know if it's potentially dangerous.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Trust the process.

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How much do you tip your process server?

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Depends on how satisfied you were with the process service.

In parts of Europe tipping your process server is frowned upon.

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Unless it’s a Ukrainian server, in which case tips are considered very desirable.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

Yes, worth every penny if the person you are serving knows how to play the system. Think they attempted like 2-3 times before they were served.

Try ABC Legal Process. You can upload everything on their website. Out of the West Coast but have an office in Chicago and people everywhere. $60, but no guarantee. Higher if want it done immediately.

I think the person needing to be served got served today. But I was reading that these process servers have certain tricks to getting the door open including ordering a pizza to the house and hiding behind the delivery guy.

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God is the uncaused cause of the universe. He had no beginning and has no end. He is not bound by the laws of the universe he created.

I like to wear a yellow vest and carry an Amazon box. BOOM! You're served.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I’m sorry someone is suing you Drake

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