Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

I love how this Whistler guy (or girl) talks.

Like a 12 year old who just learned how to swear.

It is hilarious!

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

Great one, whistler.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

I like to think I am but the slightest bit more refined, but whatever.

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

Condoning the punching of teen girls however is a dead giveaway that you are not.

Condoning the punching of teen girls however is a dead giveaway that you are not.

Farmer Wilson walks over to Farmer Jones' place and says "Jones, I got me a problem and I gotta to go to court - I need a lawyer, do you know any?"

Farmer Jones replies, "yeah, I know a couple of those guys.
One is a hell of a trial lawyer, great guy but expensive as hell; the other, not so great, but the guy sure knows how to pick a jury and he's a lot cheaper."

Wilson thanks his buddy and moves on thinking to himself, well I don't have a lot of money so I guess I know what I have to do.

Wilson's day in court finally comes and the first witness called to the stand is his neighbor Mrs. Smith.

Mrs. Smith is sworn in and the prosecuter asks her, "Mrs. Smith, would you please tell the court what you saw on the day in question.

"Why yes I can", she says, "I was doing my dishes, looking out my window over the sink when I saw Farmer Wilson come out from behind his barn and grab one of his goats".

Yes mam, and then what did you see? "Well after he grabbed that goat he proceeded to drop his pants and fornicate with that there goat!"

Is that all mam? "Well no, after it seemed like he had his way with that goat, the goat turned around and proceeded to lick his pecker clean!"

It was at this point of the testimony that one man on the jury turns to another man on the jury and says "you know, a good goat will do that"

Condoning the punching of teen girls however is a dead giveaway that you are not.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

What about punching pompous catholics?

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

In the early 90s a well respected local barrister compared his clients, then on trial for prostitution, to psychotherapists. By saying that they too provided stress relief and a chance to unburden their white collar clients.

Courtroom laughter aside, I never bothered to see if his comparison worked.

What about punching pompous catholics?

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

You get an extra wafer for that.

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

You had more than one chance.

No one here is surprised that you took a flyer.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

I'm gluten free.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

I thought Catholics believed in the doctrine of transubstantiation.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

I thought Catholics believed in the doctrine of transubstantiation.

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

You thought correctly.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

So its gluten free.

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

Sounds like you may be confused about what transubstantiation is.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Sounds like you may be confused about what transubstantiation is.

Is it not the true flesh of christ?

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

Consubstantiation is what you are saying. I thought you were Catholic, not Lutheran

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

You have received communion before.

You can share what it tasted like.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.