In the first half of football yesterday, we had 9 offensive yards on 20 total plays. Nine yards in the entire half. Let that sink in.

Big if true.

Did they mention this on the broadcast?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Ouch wow, really? I think I need to get popped by Whitehead.

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Yup. 8 rushing yards and 24 passing yards (23 yards negated by 3 sacks) for a total of 9 total offensive yards.

This sounds made up. I didn't hear of this mentioned once yesterday. Not letting it sink in until we know if this is actually true or not.

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Had you been listening to Spiegel and Parkins, you would have heard about it.

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It is 100 percent true.

Quote from NBCChicago:

According to ESPN Stats and Info, the nine yards of offense in the first half was the worst offensive performance that the Bears have put together in at least 40 years, dating all the way back to 1979.

They really should have made a point of this during the game. Fans had no idea the Bears offense was struggling.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I'm still not sure that is correct.

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You can pretty much go on any website that discusses the game and it mentions this fact. There is no question that is it correct.

I had no idea this happened

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It was zero first downs and negative yards until they squeezed out that short pass to Cohen and the Mitch scramble right at the end of the half

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Yeah, our first 5 possessions were all 3 and out. 8 total rushing yards, and 3 sacks.

One of the 1st plays of the game, they had a nice 4-5 yard gain with a lead back, then "Nah-Gee", went to a single back set and they couldn't get a yard.

There is a reason Reid and Company did back flips when the Bears hired him..they didn't have to fire a friend. Oh and there is a reason a middling defense like Philly can pants the Bears in every match up...Pederson knows everything Nagy is going to do and gives the intel to Gym Shorts.

Reid hired a use car salesman... or was it a real estate agent?

Yeah, I think it was -10 yards and then the Eagles ended up throwing a couple incompletions to stop the clock under two minutes, giving the Bears a final possession to get into positive yardage.

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I need to see proof.

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reid can barely walk, no way he did a backflip... fake news bob

Well then go find proof. The fact that it is in every article written about the game yesterday is proof enough. If you need more proof, then have fun finding what you are looking for.

So then what am I supposed to let sink in?

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Nothing. Everyone else can let it sink it. You can disregard.

Oh.

Great thread.

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It was intended for everyone, other than yourself.

Let's be honest here. This was a SHARK level stupid statement. We saw the game. We know how bad it was. We know they only had 9 yards of offense the entire first half. It was one of the few things Dick Stockton got right. You came in like you're talking to us on some sort of radio show, DJPortageP_SHARK...and you came off looking like a dumbshit that deserved mocking.

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Boyd gets it.

This was a great thread for me.

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Frank had a great thread. Let that sink in.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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I have no idea who this SHARK person is, but assume he is someone important to you.

Board history, champ. Try to keep up.

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Just ignore Frank, Portage. He was sexually molested by a priest as a youth.