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Darkside
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Pretty uncomfortable thing. Customers who want to hold your hand and pray with you. Not wanting to be a bad guy here but I got to get this call done and moved on to the next one.

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Its a nice sentiment and all, but yeah that's pretty awkward.

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I experienced this when I was younger, but I was admittedly pretty evil.

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Darko next time this happens say, "Thanks! When I'm done fixing this furnace, it will be hot as hell in here."

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I never would have guessed that is a real thing. What are you praying for? God isn't fixing that furnace. It's a guy who thinks he is god here that is fixing that furnace.

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I never would have guessed that is a real thing. What are you praying for? God isn't fixing that furnace. It's a guy who thinks he is god here that is fixing that furnace.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Maybe stop praying in people's houses? You're sending mixed messages to that poor Christian!

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Pretty uncomfortable thing. Customers who want to hold your hand and pray with you. Not wanting to be a bad guy here but I got to get this call done and moved on to the next one.


The latest new guy I was training asked me why I don't say a prayer over my lunch before I eat...

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I never would have guessed that is a real thing. What are you praying for? God isn't fixing that furnace. It's a guy who thinks he is god here that is fixing that furnace.


I wonder if this stay-at-home dad "IT expert" has any idea what kind of certifications one must earn in technical school to be accepted at a top HVAC firm, if he has the vaguest clue on how talented one must be to lead an air conditioning repair team. I have a degree in refrigeration from Coyne College, I am NATE certified, EPA 608 certified, and certified in HVAC Excellence and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you, when someone goes into their kitchen and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their heat will come back on in the midst of an arctic cold spell or that their air conditioning can be repaired on a hot August Sunday or that the refrigerator in their steakhouse can be repaired before the produce spoils, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, Rick, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in your neighbor's basement on November 1 repairing a furnace, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I never would have guessed that is a real thing. What are you praying for? God isn't fixing that furnace. It's a guy who thinks he is god here that is fixing that furnace.


I wonder if this stay-at-home dad "IT expert" has any idea what kind of certifications one must earn in technical school to be accepted at a top HVAC firm, if he has the vaguest clue on how talented one must be to lead an air conditioning repair team. I have a degree in refrigeration from Coyne College, I am NATE certified, EPA 608 certified, and certified in HVAC Excellence and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you, when someone goes into their kitchen and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their heat will come back on in the midst of an arctic cold spell or that their air conditioning can be repaired on a hot August Sunday or that the refrigerator in their steakhouse can be repaired before the produce spoils, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, Rick, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in your neighbor's basement on November 1 repairing a furnace, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.

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I am sorry, bad mults or not, they amuse me so.

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HVAC Specialist wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I never would have guessed that is a real thing. What are you praying for? God isn't fixing that furnace. It's a guy who thinks he is god here that is fixing that furnace.


I wonder if this stay-at-home dad "IT expert" has any idea what kind of certifications one must earn in technical school to be accepted at a top HVAC firm, if he has the vaguest clue on how talented one must be to lead an air conditioning repair team. I have a degree in refrigeration from Coyne College, I am NATE certified, EPA 608 certified, and certified in HVAC Excellence and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you, when someone goes into their kitchen and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their heat will come back on in the midst of an arctic cold spell or that their air conditioning can be repaired on a hot August Sunday or that the refrigerator in their steakhouse can be repaired before the produce spoils, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, Rick, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in your neighbor's basement on November 1 repairing a furnace, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
It's a guy who thinks he is god here that is fixing that furnace.

When did you get into the trade?

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Why does DARK SIDE hate prayer?

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Nas wrote:
Why does DARK SIDE hate prayer?

Yikes, this topic could get heated.
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Nas wrote:
Why does DARK SIDE hate prayer?

Yikes, this topic could get heated.

Thoughts and prayers with the victims.

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HVAC Specialist wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I never would have guessed that is a real thing. What are you praying for? God isn't fixing that furnace. It's a guy who thinks he is god here that is fixing that furnace.


I wonder if this stay-at-home dad "IT expert" has any idea what kind of certifications one must earn in technical school to be accepted at a top HVAC firm, if he has the vaguest clue on how talented one must be to lead an air conditioning repair team. I have a degree in refrigeration from Coyne College, I am NATE certified, EPA 608 certified, and certified in HVAC Excellence and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you, when someone goes into their kitchen and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their heat will come back on in the midst of an arctic cold spell or that their air conditioning can be repaired on a hot August Sunday or that the refrigerator in their steakhouse can be repaired before the produce spoils, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, Rick, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in your neighbor's basement on November 1 repairing a furnace, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.

:lol:

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Nas wrote:
Why does DARK SIDE hate prayer?

ProBaBLy BecaUSe I VoTEd foR TRUMp insteaD oF VEtOInG hiM, amirite?

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Darkside wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
It's a guy who thinks he is god here that is fixing that furnace.

When did you get into the trade?

:lol:

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Nas wrote:
Why does DARK SIDE hate prayer?

ProBaBLy BecaUSe I VoTEd foR TRUMp insteaD oF VEtOInG hiM, amirite?


#TwoCorinthians

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Darkside wrote:
Nas wrote:
Why does DARK SIDE hate prayer?

ProBaBLy BecaUSe I VoTEd foR TRUMp insteaD oF VEtOInG hiM, amirite?


#TwoCorinthians


I remember that great Trump moment...

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I'd pray with customers if they show me the money.

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better than them preying on you

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Its a nice sentiment and all, but yeah that's pretty awkward.

It's a fucking weird sentiment.

This is a thing?

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I am sorry, bad mults or not, they amuse me so.

Me too. The 1-800-HEATING in the sig is a nice touch.

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Nas wrote:
Why does DARK SIDE hate prayer?

Yikes, this topic could get heated.

Or cooled if darkside is desired.
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You have a problem with customers doing a few wake up lines in the morning and now you have a problem with them praying with you!!! Pick a lane!!

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You have a problem with customers doing a few wake up lines in the morning and now you have a problem with them praying with you!!! Pick a lane!!

Good point.

Should I have had a problem with the 90 year old man who answered the door in nothing but tighty whities last week? That's some shit i can't ever unsee.

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