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PostPosted: Tue Nov 05, 2019 7:04 pm 
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I never see a single interesting thing at any of my jobs though most are remodels and not service calls. The hoarding/garbage dumps some people turn their nice homes into is pretty revolting and shocking to see.

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You have a problem with customers doing a few wake up lines in the morning and now you have a problem with them praying with you!!! Pick a lane!!

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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
I never see a single interesting thing at any of my jobs though most are remodels and not service calls. The hoarding/garbage dumps some people turn their nice homes into is pretty revolting and shocking to see.

Shit man. I've seen all kinds of weirdo shit. One lady had close to oh I dunno maybe 100 milk jugs she was just throwing down her basement stairs. Some had a quarter inch of milk in them. And cans of cat food, literally hundreds of cans of half eaten cat food all over the house, maggots and all. Smelled like tropic world asia in that place. I literally walked out after a few minutes to honk in her back yard.

And mr. Precious memories. That was a label on a box of soiled underoos in his attic. He was a creep. And no evidence he had children of his own.

Had a guy show me a gun he liked. Handed it to me. When someone hands me a gun I instinctively drop the mag and rack the slide and guess what it was fully loaded with one in the chamber and safety off. Dumb bastard.

Weird shit. I could go on. But I wont.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 05, 2019 7:55 pm 
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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
You have a problem with customers doing a few wake up lines in the morning and now you have a problem with them praying with you!!! Pick a lane!!

Good point.

Should I have had a problem with the 90 year old man who answered the door in nothing but tighty whities last week? That's some shit i can't ever unsee.

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Nardi wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
You have a problem with customers doing a few wake up lines in the morning and now you have a problem with them praying with you!!! Pick a lane!!

Good point.

Should I have had a problem with the 90 year old man who answered the door in nothing but tighty whities last week? That's some shit i can't ever unsee.

Nope
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:lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:15 pm 
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Nardi wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
You have a problem with customers doing a few wake up lines in the morning and now you have a problem with them praying with you!!! Pick a lane!!

Good point.

Should I have had a problem with the 90 year old man who answered the door in nothing but tighty whities last week? That's some shit i can't ever unsee.

Nope
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Yeesh. He... he had his balls all wiggling around in there.

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I represented a cult one time. I was surprised when a woman who's niece had been taken by the group started to harass me. They were offended when I asked them questions basic to our representation.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 06, 2019 10:04 am 
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Darkside wrote:
And mr. Precious memories. That was a label on a box of soiled underoos in his attic. He was a creep. And no evidence he had children of his own.


That is still one of the most disturbing things I have ever heard.

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Tad Queasy wrote:
Darkside wrote:
And mr. Precious memories. That was a label on a box of soiled underoos in his attic. He was a creep. And no evidence he had children of his own.


That is still one of the most disturbing things I have ever heard.

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What? That the guy had a box of dirty kids' underwear or that Darkside was going through it?

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
Darkside wrote:
And mr. Precious memories. That was a label on a box of soiled underoos in his attic. He was a creep. And no evidence he had children of his own.


That is still one of the most disturbing things I have ever heard.

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What? That the guy had a box of dirty kids' underwear or that Darkside was going through it?

:lol:

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