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whistler

Post subject: Longest you've gone without fucking

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 1:17 am

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What's the longest u gone without getting laid?

Sometimes as guys we hit these dryspells, and it gets frustrating. Next thing u know we're practically raping somebody just to get laid.

But anyway. What's the longest u went without getting laid? The first number of years of your life while u were a virgin dont count. Start the clock after your first fucking, or after age 18, whichever was earlier.

I myself havent been laid in almost a year. Getting frustrated.

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Cashman

Post subject: Re: Longest you've gone without fucking

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:07 am

Joined: Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:55 am
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All these posts, make more sense.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Longest you've gone without fucking

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:29 am

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whistler wrote:

U ever watch a guy NOT fuck ur wife?

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Longest you've gone without fucking

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:09 am

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16 years, 10 months, and 11 days.

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spaulding wrote:

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Longest you've gone without fucking

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:22 am

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whistler wrote:

Your mom, last night.

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I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: Longest you've gone without fucking

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:06 am

Joined: Sun Aug 21, 2016 3:24 pm
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Just hire a hooker

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Longest you've gone without fucking

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:09 am

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SpiralStairs wrote:

whistler wrote:

U ever watch a guy NOT fuck ur wife?

Pretty sure his answer is NO. They all fucked her.

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Don Tiny wrote:

Don't be such a fucking chump.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Longest you've gone without fucking

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:15 am

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whistler wrote:

Next thing u know we're practically raping somebody just to get laid.

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Nardi wrote:

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

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Lisa Sparxxx

Post subject: Re: Longest you've gone without fucking

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:19 am

Joined: Mon May 23, 2016 3:42 pm
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pizza_Place: Reality Kings

About eight hours.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Longest you've gone without fucking

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:21 am

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So, Whistler is a bigoted incel living in his mom's basement?

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Don't be such a fucking chump.

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: Longest you've gone without fucking

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:22 am

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GoldenJet wrote:

So, Whistler is a bigoted incel living in his mom's basement?

seems too much on the nose for the stereotype so I'm going to say this has to be a mult

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Longest you've gone without fucking

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:33 am

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CARE ABOUT WOMEN MORE THAN SPORTS

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Cashman

Post subject: Re: Longest you've gone without fucking

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:03 am

Joined: Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:55 am
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Lisa Sparxxx wrote:

About eight hours.

What about DP?

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