Farmer's Almanac predicted this.

I blame Drunk Squirrel.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

Farmer’s almanac was fairly accurate about the weather around these parts last year.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

I don't like white rappers.

It's Chicago, you know damn well this is possible.

"The National Weather Service is forecasting 170 potential daily record cold high temperatures Monday to Wednesday,” tweeted Weather Channel meteorologist Jonathan Erdman. "A little taste of January in November."

High temperatures on Monday may be stuck in the teens and 20s in the Midwest and around the Great Lakes. It could be the coldest Veterans Day on record in cities such as Chicago and Minneapolis, according to the Weather Channel.

By Tuesday, record cold is possible in the Northeast, Ohio Valley and portions of the South. Highs may get only into the 30s as far south as Alabama.

The Florida Panhandle may shiver with lows in the 30s Wednesday and Thursday morning. Low temperatures may fall below freezing all the way to the Gulf Coast. The most intense cold will be in the northern Plains where temperatures may fall below zero.

"Overall, these temperatures are not life-threatening cold, as this will be a relatively quick Arctic blast. But this truly is an unprecedented cold snap for early November," Erdman said.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

Frank is a fucking pussy, what do you want me to say?

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Farmer's Almanac predicted this.

I blame Drunk Squirrel.

I don't like white rappers.

I’m sorry. Looking forward to breaking 2 inches of ice Tuesday morning. Can’t wait.

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

Looking like 2-6 inches this evening into tomorrow, which is probably average for this board.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Not much if anything salted here in Orland/Tinley as well. Of course you have jackasses driving too slow and others driving too fast. You can't do 50mph on the untreated roads, but you can move quicker than 20mph.

Maybe 3/4" of an inch on grassy surfaces. Just now starting to cover the pavement. Can't imagine we'll get any more than about 2-3" total.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

It appears that most suburbs don't salt things.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

At least we aren't Indiana.

Illinois' new state motto.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

Lake County is great at salting. Cook County sucks ass.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)