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PostPosted: Mon Nov 11, 2019 10:16 am 
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It appears that most suburbs don't salt things.

Can't salt if you drain to fresh water, gotta use sand. It doesn't work, unless the objective is to track sand into every building, in which case it's a huge success.

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Lake County is great at salting. Cook County sucks ass.


That's why today was as fucked up as I've seen it.

Lake-Cook Road provides a striking example as to which county gives a rats ass about their residents. As a major east-west arterial road for suburban workers you have fantastically maintained westbound lanes by Lake County and dogshit effort by Cook County for eastbound ones.

Cook County is so fucking lazy.


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Lake County is great at salting. Cook County sucks ass.


That's why today was as fucked up as I've seen it.

Lake-Cook Road provides a striking example as to which county gives a rats ass about their residents. As a major east-west arterial road for suburban workers you have fantastically maintained westbound lanes by Lake County and dogshit effort by Cook County for eastbound ones.

Cook County is so fucking lazy.


No argument there.

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Kirkwood wrote:
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Lake County is great at salting. Cook County sucks ass.


That's why today was as fucked up as I've seen it.

Lake-Cook Road provides a striking example as to which county gives a rats ass about their residents. As a major east-west arterial road for suburban workers you have fantastically maintained westbound lanes by Lake County and dogshit effort by Cook County for eastbound ones.

Cook County is so fucking lazy.


Don't you live in Wrigelyville?


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Lake County is great at salting. Cook County sucks ass.


That's why today was as fucked up as I've seen it.

Lake-Cook Road provides a striking example as to which county gives a rats ass about their residents. As a major east-west arterial road for suburban workers you have fantastically maintained westbound lanes by Lake County and dogshit effort by Cook County for eastbound ones.

Cook County is so fucking lazy.


Don't you live in Wrigelyville?


Are you attempting to triangulate for an eventual doxxing?

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denisdman wrote:
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Lake County is great at salting. Cook County sucks ass.


That's why today was as fucked up as I've seen it.

Lake-Cook Road provides a striking example as to which county gives a rats ass about their residents. As a major east-west arterial road for suburban workers you have fantastically maintained westbound lanes by Lake County and dogshit effort by Cook County for eastbound ones.

Cook County is so fucking lazy.


Don't you live in Wrigelyville?


Are you attempting to triangulate for an eventual doxxing?

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Caller Bob wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
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Lake County is great at salting. Cook County sucks ass.


That's why today was as fucked up as I've seen it.

Lake-Cook Road provides a striking example as to which county gives a rats ass about their residents. As a major east-west arterial road for suburban workers you have fantastically maintained westbound lanes by Lake County and dogshit effort by Cook County for eastbound ones.

Cook County is so fucking lazy.


Don't you live in Wrigelyville?

I do not. I did for a year. But I worked in the Riverwoods/Deerfield campus area between Portwine and Waukegan.


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I do not. I did for a year. But I worked in the Riverwoods/Deerfield campus area between Portwine and Waukegan.

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I guess they didn't salt the runways either.


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I guess they didn't salt the runways either.



Don't make that comment on the ABC 7 facebook..you'll get some super serious douche that supposedly works for the aviation department saying that they don't salt runways and taxiways. :roll:

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It was probably a woman pilot anyway.

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It was probably a women pilot anyway.

:lol:

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Do you really think a woman pilot would have parked it that far away?


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so...that has to shutdown arrivals, no?

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
so...that has to shutdown arrivals, no?



Chicago OHare International Airport (ORD)
FAA Status: Advisory

Due to WEATHER / SNOW-ICE, there is a Traffic Management Program in effect for traffic arriving Chicago OHare International Airport, Chicago, IL (ORD). This is causing some arriving flights to be delayed an average of 4 hours and 57 minutes.


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Snow has severely slowed up north. 2-3 inches max. Another false alarm. May not even be worth getting the snowblower out and just shoveling this round.

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Snow has severely slowed up north. 2-3 inches max. Another false alarm. May not even be worth getting the snowblower out and just shoveling this round.

Another case of the weather weenies overreacting and exaggerating their forecasts for social media attention/exposure.


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Do you really think a woman pilot would have parked it that far away?


Should have got out and let her husband park it!


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Farmer's Almanac predicted this.

I blame Drunk Squirrel.



I’m sorry. Looking forward to breaking 2 inches of ice Tuesday morning. Can’t wait.


You are forgiven.

Were you able to get all of your crops out?


Nope. Next week maybe. Not too much snow.


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Snow has severely slowed up north. 2-3 inches max. Another false alarm. May not even be worth getting the snowblower out and just shoveling this round.

Another case of the weather weenies overreacting and exaggerating their forecasts for social media attention/exposure.


90 minutes to shovel. Not all that bad.

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It was probably a woman pilot anyway.

My brother-in-law was a commercial pilot fresh out of the Navy back in the early 80’s. On one of his first flights he was a co-pilot to a woman captain. She had him land the plane and his aircraft carrier instincts took over and he slammed it down. He said he overheard some guys loudly talking as they left the plane saying “must have been that woman pilot”, severely bruising his macho ego. :lol:

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Record snowfall on today's date. Snowiest start to a Chicago winter in the last 68 years.

Looks like the weather forecasters hit the nail on the head once again.

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weve been lucky the last 8 years or whatever. barely any snow until mid/late dec

this is what it was like when i was a kid. snows before thanksgiving and you dont see the grass until april.

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weve been lucky the last 8 years or whatever. barely any snow until mid/late dec

this is what it was like when i was a kid. snows before thanksgiving and you dont see the grass until april.


Wasn't as bad in the city but last year after Thanksgiving, we had 13 inches up in the burbs. It feels like it just hasn't stopped snowing / raining since then.

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