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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:29 pm

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The English Patient.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

The English Patient.

I saw Out of Africa in a theatre...it was the original English Patient.

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Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:40 pm

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OTNEMEM

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GoldenJet wrote:

OTNEMEM

I think you just forgot how much you liked it.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

OTNEMEM

I think you just forgot how much you liked it.

Burning hatred. What an over the top, pretentious piece of garbage. Saw it at the arthouse movie theatre in Highland Park. I found it jaw droppingly stupid.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

The English Patient.

I saw Out of Africa in a theatre...it was the original English Patient.

Walked out of it. I was a kid, parent of friend thought we’d like it. She gave us some money and sent us to arcade about 15 minutes in.

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Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 11:50 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

312player wrote:

Rick, Delaney and RR.. I guarantee you've seen far worse than those decent movies you listed.

Read the thread title, professor.

Well aware of the title.. it's just possible that 3 men who've seev dozens of movies in the theatre claim that's the worst.. I bet if I could see a list of all three of their theatre flix overva lifetime..those movies won't make a top 10 bad list.

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Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 12:07 am

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Shakespeare in Love

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

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GoldenJet wrote:

Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

OTNEMEM

I think you just forgot how much you liked it.

Burning hatred. What an over the top, pretentious piece of garbage. Saw it at the arthouse movie theatre in Highland Park. I found it jaw droppingly stupid.

Christopher Nolan is one of the best directors of our time and that movie was fantastic so whatever.

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K Effective

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Joe versus the Volcano.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

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K Effective wrote:

Joe versus the Volcano.

Good one, I would have walked out of the theater.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:16 am

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312player wrote:

Well aware of the title..

I don't think you are..

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

OTNEMEM

I think you just forgot how much you liked it.

Burning hatred. What an over the top, pretentious piece of garbage. Saw it at the arthouse movie theatre in Highland Park. I found it jaw droppingly stupid.

Christopher Nolan is one of the best directors of our time and that movie was fantastic so whatever.

Add me to the list of people that thought Momento was stupid. I didn't waste theater money on it, though.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

K Effective wrote:

Joe versus the Volcano.

Good one, I would have walked out of the theater.

Never would have walked in the theater. Fuck Tom Hanks. Hasn't done a good movie since BIG.

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Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 3:19 pm

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The last three Twilight movies.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 3:19 pm

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Juiced wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

K Effective wrote:

Joe versus the Volcano.

Good one, I would have walked out of the theater.

Never would have walked in the theater. Fuck Tom Hanks. Hasn't done a good movie since BIG.

Except for the two movies he won Best Actor for, and the other eight movies he starred in that have been nominated for Best Picture.

So yeah I guess other than those ten flicks, they all sucked. :roll:

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GoldenJet

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Juiced wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

K Effective wrote:

Joe versus the Volcano.

Good one, I would have walked out of the theater.

Never would have walked in the theater. Fuck Tom Hanks. Hasn't done a good movie since BIG.

Epically bad take.

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Juiced wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

K Effective wrote:

Joe versus the Volcano.

Good one, I would have walked out of the theater.

Never would have walked in the theater. Fuck Tom Hanks. Hasn't done a good movie since BIG.

Yeah, Road to Perdition sucked :roll:

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Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 3:22 pm

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Juiced wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

K Effective wrote:

Joe versus the Volcano.

Good one, I would have walked out of the theater.

Never would have walked in the theater. Fuck Tom Hanks. Hasn't done a good movie since BIG.

So, what is the worst movie you have seen in the theater?

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Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 3:37 pm

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Shakespeare in Love

That one's kinda on you, amigo.

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Juiced wrote:

Fuck Tom Hanks. Hasn't done a good movie since BIG.

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whiskey dick wrote:

Juiced wrote:

Fuck Tom Hanks. Hasn't done a good movie since BIG.

Looks like he's doing a hate jerkoff

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Castaway was awful

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Castaway was awful

I second the motion that Road To Perdition was his finest movie.

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Van Helsing.

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Nardi wrote:

whiskey dick wrote:

Juiced wrote:

Fuck Tom Hanks. Hasn't done a good movie since BIG.

Looks like he's doing a hate jerkoff

And he's making Wilson watch. Sick bastard...

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

OTNEMEM

I think you just forgot how much you liked it.

Burning hatred. What an over the top, pretentious piece of garbage. Saw it at the arthouse movie theatre in Highland Park. I found it jaw droppingly stupid.

Christopher Nolan is one of the best directors of our time and that movie was fantastic so whatever.

Add me to the list of people that thought Momento was stupid. I didn't waste theater money on it, though.

Yeah, it's a gimmick flick, the Matt Nagy of the movies. Bad.

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Tall Midget wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

OTNEMEM

I think you just forgot how much you liked it.

Burning hatred. What an over the top, pretentious piece of garbage. Saw it at the arthouse movie theatre in Highland Park. I found it jaw droppingly stupid.

Christopher Nolan is one of the best directors of our time and that movie was fantastic so whatever.

Add me to the list of people that thought Momento was stupid. I didn't waste theater money on it, though.

Yeah, it's a gimmick flick, the Matt Nagy of the movies. Bad.

A belly laugh. Good one.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

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Say what you want, but from Wikipedia:

Memento was considered "culturally, historically or aesthetically significant" by the US Library of Congress and was selected for preservation in the National Film Registry in 2017, the first narrative feature of the 2000s to be honored.[8]

It's obviously your inability to recognize greatness.

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Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 10:46 pm

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Significant and good aren't necessarily the same thing. Is that really your best defense of that craptastic movie?

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