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What is hnd's gift that keeps giving?
Eating leftovers out of other people's garbage 64%  64%  [ 7 ]
"Smoked Turkey" 36%  36%  [ 4 ]
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sjboyd0137
 Post subject: Better hnd Meme
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Jaw Breaker
 Post subject: Re: Better hnd Meme
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hnd wrote:
this is how i utilize the birthday. i'm gonna do something like go fish or golf and then wrap up the day with some sort of sex that involves me being able to see my wifes asshole and i'm good.

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Telegram Sam
 Post subject: Re: Better hnd Meme
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He is obsessed with ketchup...we had to remove the ketchup from our house because he kept grabbing it and running around the house with it trying to squirt it on everything.


It's like taking hnd to Gene and Jude's.

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sjboyd0137
 Post subject: Re: Better hnd Meme
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hnd wrote:
this is how i utilize the birthday. i'm gonna do something like go fish or golf and then wrap up the day with some sort of sex that involves me being able to see my wifes asshole and i'm good.

:lol:

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Caller Bob
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 Post subject: Re: Better hnd Meme
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Jaw Breaker wrote:
hnd wrote:
this is how i utilize the birthday. i'm gonna do something like go fish or golf and then wrap up the day with some sort of sex that involves me being able to see my wifes asshole and i'm good.


Fucking solid line. Can't believe I forgot about this.

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Spaulding
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Turkey ham. I laughed so hard I cried.
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Regular Reader
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I missed the turkey ham exchange. That just provided one helluva laugh. I wish you could still change your votes in these polls. On a dull day, I may just bring up hnd's posting history and see what other gems I've missed.

He's now a must read. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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sjboyd0137
 Post subject: Re: Better hnd Meme
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I missed the turkey ham exchange. That just provided one helluva laugh. I wish you could still change your votes in these polls. On a dull day, I may just bring up hnd's posting history and see what other gems I've missed.

He's now a must read. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Ask, and ye shall receive...

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Curious Hair
 Post subject: Re: Better hnd Meme
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Turkey ham?

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sinicalypse
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Damn I didn't even get a meme for eating donuts out of the Dunkin Donuts dumpster when money got a bit tight.

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sjboyd0137
 Post subject: Re: Better hnd Meme
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Turkey ham?


viewtopic.php?f=43&t=115192&start=120#p3317140

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Curious Hair
 Post subject: Re: Better hnd Meme
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Curious Hair wrote:
Turkey ham?


viewtopic.php?f=43&t=115192&start=120#p3317140

:lol: Oh, shit. I was also the victim of a turkey ham. I didn't want to talk about it.

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Telegram Sam
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Curious Hair wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
Turkey ham?


http://www.chicagofanatics.com/viewtopi ... 0#p3317140

:lol: Oh, shit. I was also the victim of a turkey ham. I didn't want to talk about it.

You''ve got to be careful. These people are con artists. They prey on your affinity for modestly priced poultry.

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Frank Coztansa
 Post subject: Re: Better hnd Meme
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Curious Hair wrote:
:lol: Oh, shit. I was also the victim of a turkey ham. I didn't want to talk about it.
Are you safe?

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 Post subject: Re: Better hnd Meme
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As God as my witness, I thought turkey(hams) could fly!

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denisdman
 Post subject: Re: Better hnd Meme
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Did he really think that was a turkey?

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sjboyd0137
 Post subject: Re: Better hnd Meme
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Did he really think that was a turkey?


It doesn't matter.

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beni hanna
 Post subject: Re: Better hnd Meme
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hnd likes to allude to a crazy home life. I don't doubt him. It's great there's some Laugh Out Loud moments tossed in their too.
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hnd
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I was simultaneously watching some guy on YouTube make a fried turkey.

I appreciate you all can enjoy my absurdity.
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