Tom Coughlins 50 Point Plan Upon Hire to Restore Law and Order to Halas Hall:

1. Players Walk Single File in the hallway. No running.

2. After practice detention from 5pm-11pm

3. No eye contact with coaches and front office employees.

4. Club Dub replaced by Irish Bagpipes.

5. No sitting. EVER.

6....

Eh... you get it.

Still an upgrade over that meathead Pace. Make it happen McCaskeys.

Less than zero % chance of this.

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Terrible thoughts.

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Add in two or three trips to the bathroom each night, team dinners at 4:30 and no running in the approved no skid Skechers at Halas Hall.

And Polident on demand.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

C'mon dude.. the guy is 76

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Would rather hire Jeff george or Jeff fisher... or any Jeff actually

And acts 96.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

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I'd love that to happen. It'd be fun to watch what his impact on Nagy would be?

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

Gosh. If you're in the market for GMs, then you should hire Aikman, right?

The bonus is he could help you fix what's wrong with (Pro Bowl QB) Trubisky.

If they're interested in hiring shitty broadcasters, why not just hire Dan Fouts?

You were a big Matt Millen fan, weren't you?

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This is a bit.

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That's not even true, the top FOX NFL color commentator a shitty broadcaster.

He's in the position because he's good. Having three superbowl rings doesn't hurt. Aikman has expressed interest in a GM job.

Once you stop being dishonest with yourself, then your arguments might have a chance of being something more than clownish.

Jesus christ, Aikman is terrible. He's painful to listen to. The CTE has set in. He was good...like 10 years ago. His brain is currently swiss cheese. He's in the position he's in because Fox Sports likes the name recognition. He isn't even the best analyst on his own network.

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Yeah. We get that you are wasting valuable oxygen.

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SI ranked Buck and Aikman best last year among the broadcasters.

https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2018/1 ... roy-aikman

"Aikman is excellent at breaking down plays and explaining things in simple terms."

SI is garbage, too. All you have to do is listen to him to realize he sucks.

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It'd be the single most satisfying day of my football life to see the miserable look on Matt Nagys face as he calls run play after run play because he's been ORDERED to.

It'd become a viral GIF.

Aikman's actually quite bright and articulate. I usually look forward to the games Buck and Aikman are doing, because you're getting royalty for coverage.

Well that makes one of us. Tell me, Rube, how are things back in 2005?

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2005.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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Coughlin and Mitch

We just established that Aikman was the top broadcaster last year as analyst in the booth. It's you that are talking about 2005. Go ahead and post your reference, if you would like.

Otherwise, I'm sorry if you can't follow simple facts.

And you have to be kidding me if you wouldn't jump at the opportunity to land Aikman as GM. He's seen everything, knows everything.

It gets worse by the day.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Aikman is a shitty broadcaster. Your SI reference is pandering biased garbage. I’m sorry you can’t think for yourself, but he sucks. And the concept of Troy Aikman as a gm is as terrible as what Denver was a going through now. I’m sorry you are stupid.

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Agreed. Its funny how 2 former Cowboys QBs are complete opposites when it comes to their broadcasting career. Tony Romo is by far my favorite color commentator, and Aikman is HORRIBLE.

2005.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Almost always turn the sound down when watching game on TV. Remember listening to Butkus many years ago and he said that the national TV guys wanted him to hype up individual players, try to build up stars at the skill positions, make the game seem like it was a one on one matchup between one teams star player and the other teams star player ande ignore pretty much everything else that happens on the field. They follow that template to this day, it's Drew Brees vs Tom Brady, not Saints vs Pats. You learn very little by watching a national broadcast. Combine that with the fact that most of the national guys are charter member of Mike North's, "Lucky Sperm Club", and you have the steaming pile of feces which is the modern national NFL network TV broadcast.

2005!

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.