You came here looking for spoilers!

No in space. There are always things that you suspend disbelief. This was a bit much.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Yeah I'm not gonna post spoilers for a while.

But some of the moments and explanations are nonsensical.

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It is a movie of "moments" with very little substance connecting them together. Toss in a couple of jaw dropping, out of left field "WTF?!" surprises...

The Director's Cut of this would have to be at least twice as long to develop all the plotlines cohesively.

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Movie is officially in theaters.

Spoilers are now to be expected when opening this thread.

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What is even the point of bringing back Palpatine?

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Sounds like movie studio diarrhea.

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Very typical of a lot of blockbuster action movies over the past 10-15 years. Great shot after great shot...no story tying them together.

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No you dope. Once you go spoilers the title should be edited to have :SPOILERS

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Elections have consequences.

That’s unfortunate.

They all can’t be Infinity War or Endgame.

Maybe what’s most disappointing to me is the lack of a structured story to go along with all the bells and whistles. Even the prequels had a cohesive plot line, albeit some of the acting script writing needed big time help.

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Half an hour on transgender issues seemed over the top.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Listen Boomer.

Idk how often you open threads in this section, but once the movie comes out spoilers are posted here. It has always been like this.

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Bills ... don't be a cock.

I doubt I'm the only one curious what others here think/thought and I don't know when I'll get a chance to see it so I'd like to do the former without someone being a cock and saying things that will (some apparently think further) diminish my viewing enjoyment.

Let the record show .... heyyyyyyyyy that this is not a sideswipe at my pal denis.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I can post the leaks if you’d like.

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Don I’ll buy you a ticket.

When do you want to go and what theater?

I’d recommend a Marcus cinemas if possible.

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I saw it in Vernon Hills...3-D...only 98 capacity. The sweet recliners and two double Bourbons and Sprite Zero helped pass the time.

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I made the mistake of knocking back a few beers before heading in with my brother. I made it about 30 minutes before needing a potty break. It took me the entire show to finish my last beer.

Needless to say, I have to watch this movie again.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

That's right Don. When over 30k posts he is away from the kiddie table he will be and tell us what is what.

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Elections have consequences.

That's where we usually go. I want to try the 3D 4DX thing at Gurnee Mills.

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@audioidkid

Recliner seats are the bees knees.

Theater we usually go to serves only beer last time I was there to see Spider Man FFH.

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Rey dies.

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I thought that once a show or tv episode was released, the show thread was ok to post stuff about it. But I don’t want to ruin this for my friends, so I won’t post spoilers.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Right.

The movie's been out 12 hours.

Opening the thread to see what someone thought of the movie doesn't mean they want spoilers.

Be better, bills.

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Star Wars doesn’t get special treatment!!!

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It's like the final season of Game of Thrones.

Jumped from moment to moment without setting it up or anything.

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Why’d they make Rose a Jedi?

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Porn over the last 40 years has suffered from this weakness, too.

Bills

Let the record also show ... heyyyyyyyy that I'm not a Bills detractor on the reg. Or the rag.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

It was to celebrate her acting abilities and to pacify Xi.

The rumor I heard was she wakes up in bed with Suzanne Pleshette.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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