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Are you Native American?
Yes 36%  36%  [ 5 ]
Yes (1/1024) 43%  43%  [ 6 ]
No 21%  21%  [ 3 ]
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My family had very similar lore as Elizabeth Warren's. Which is something I think was very common in mid-20th century America. And it was always Cherokee. Anyway, I never would have dreamed of claiming it on a college or job application. And it turns out my sister did a 23 and me and we have no Indian blood.

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Let's bury the hatchet, we smoke 'em peace pipe.

These puns are taking a walk down the Trail of Tears.

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Is there anyone on this board who isnt?
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My family had very similar lore as Elizabeth Warren's. Which is something I think was very common in mid-20th century America. And it was always Cherokee. Anyway, I never would have dreamed of claiming it on a college or job application. And it turns out my sister did a 23 and me and we have no Indian blood.


You love gambling and your favorite baseball team lives off government handouts. Pretty sure you are some Indian.
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My family had very similar lore as Elizabeth Warren's. Which is something I think was very common in mid-20th century America. And it was always Cherokee. Anyway, I never would have dreamed of claiming it on a college or job application. And it turns out my sister did a 23 and me and we have no Indian blood.


You love gambling and your favorite baseball team lives off government handouts. Pretty sure you are some Indian.

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Is there anyone on this board who isnt?

Yeah I think most people aren’t unless you’re doing the whole “Im black because I have 2% in me” thing

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Elizabeth Warren is too an Indian, she gave people a Medicare For All plan and then took it back.

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Nope!
10th generation french on my mother's side and 3rd gen irish on me fadders soide.

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I have a buddy who says he's part Navajo. But I think he's just embarrassed to say he grew up a poor white guy in rural Missouri. The Navajo stuff adds an element of mystery to his background, making it easier to mingle with the PMC NGO jerkoffs that populate his professional landscape.

I'm Polish.

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I have a buddy who says he's part Navajo. But I think he's just embarrassed to say he grew up a poor white guy in rural Missouri. The Navajo stuff adds an element of mystery to his background, making it easier to mingle with the PMC NGO jerkoffs that populate his professional landscape.

I'm Polish.

My experience is they any white guy claiming native roots should be ridiculed. This theory hasn’t led me astray yet and I don’t think it will going forward.

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Nope!
10th generation french on my mother's side and 3rd gen irish on me fadders soide.



wow. Pure european. Then what's with ur black-ass avatar?

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Tall Midget wrote:
I have a buddy who says he's part Navajo. But I think he's just embarrassed to say he grew up a poor white guy in rural Missouri. The Navajo stuff adds an element of mystery to his background, making it easier to mingle with the PMC NGO jerkoffs that populate his professional landscape.

I'm Polish.

My experience is they any white guy claiming native roots should be ridiculed. This theory hasn’t led me astray yet and I don’t think it will going forward.

What of the lass claimin to be from Eire what with a large boomp on her noggin, mate? Perhaps a target of a wee bit o foon aye? Laddie? Turn not yer cheek by mean of age discrimination... the elder loof a little foon indeed, and by way of experience have a certain talent that is not yet acquired by they yooth.

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Is there anyone on this board who isnt?

Yeah I think most people aren’t unless you’re doing the whole “Im black because I have 2% in me” thing

If you were born and raised in North America you're a Native American.
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According to Ancestry DNA I am 25% white men and 1% Native American. Whiter and more Native American than Warren.

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According to Ancestry DNA I am 25% white men and 1% Native American. Whiter and more Native American than Warren.

Bummer

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Jesus Christ just about everyone who’s ancestors came here in the 1800s has some Native American in them.

What is the point of this?

Cherokee btw.

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Jesus Christ just about everyone who’s ancestors came here in the 1800s has some Native American in them.

What is the point of this?

Cherokee btw.


Trump Camps. That's why I had to point out my white ancestry in an attempt to avoid the Trump camps.

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Jesus Christ just about everyone who’s ancestors came here in the 1800s has some Native American in them.

What is the point of this?

Cherokee btw.


Trump Camps. That's why I had to point out my white ancestry in an attempt to avoid the Trump camps.

Will there be tents at trump camp? And s'mores?

Love that shit dude!

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Nas wrote:
Jbi11s wrote:
Jesus Christ just about everyone who’s ancestors came here in the 1800s has some Native American in them.

What is the point of this?

Cherokee btw.


Trump Camps. That's why I had to point out my white ancestry in an attempt to avoid the Trump camps.

Will there be tents at trump camp? And s'mores?

Love that shit dude!


They're going to be so great we won't need to shower for months or brush our teeth. MANY people will die having fun. Only the best, believe me.

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Cooooool!

I'll bring guns. Want one? I recommend taking one of my 1911s. I'll show you how to field strip it in 7 seconds. Oh oh and I'll show you how to speed reload!

Dude this sounds fun.

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Tall Midget wrote:
I have a buddy who says he's part Navajo. But I think he's just embarrassed to say he grew up a poor white guy in rural Missouri. The Navajo stuff adds an element of mystery to his background, making it easier to mingle with the PMC NGO jerkoffs that populate his professional landscape.

I'm Polish.


No one in my family had married outside of our ethnicity before me for as long as anyone can remember. My mom did the 23 and me and it pulled up something like 99.9% with the remainder jewish, which is an unsurprising mix with Polish.

My wife is the same but with Irish.

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Tall Midget wrote:
I have a buddy who says he's part Navajo. But I think he's just embarrassed to say he grew up a poor white guy in rural Missouri. The Navajo stuff adds an element of mystery to his background, making it easier to mingle with the PMC NGO jerkoffs that populate his professional landscape.

I'm Polish.


No one in my family had married outside of our ethnicity before me for as long as anyone can remember. My mom did the 23 and me and it pulled up something like 99.9% with the remainder jewish, which is an unsurprising mix with Polish.

My wife is the same but with Irish.


Racist!

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Nas wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
I have a buddy who says he's part Navajo. But I think he's just embarrassed to say he grew up a poor white guy in rural Missouri. The Navajo stuff adds an element of mystery to his background, making it easier to mingle with the PMC NGO jerkoffs that populate his professional landscape.

I'm Polish.


No one in my family had married outside of our ethnicity before me for as long as anyone can remember. My mom did the 23 and me and it pulled up something like 99.9% with the remainder jewish, which is an unsurprising mix with Polish.

My wife is the same but with Irish.


Racist!


my brother has an African American girlfriend so I totally have a pass

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good dolphin wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
I have a buddy who says he's part Navajo. But I think he's just embarrassed to say he grew up a poor white guy in rural Missouri. The Navajo stuff adds an element of mystery to his background, making it easier to mingle with the PMC NGO jerkoffs that populate his professional landscape.

I'm Polish.


No one in my family had married outside of our ethnicity before me for as long as anyone can remember. My mom did the 23 and me and it pulled up something like 99.9% with the remainder jewish, which is an unsurprising mix with Polish.

My wife is the same but with Irish.


Racist!


my brother has an African American girlfriend so I totally have a pass


There will be no marriage or procreating though. I don't personally have an issue with any group of people making this decision. It is a little offputting when you hear the disgust in the voice of a Dan Bernstein at the thought of having kids/marrying someone who wasn't Jewish.

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Nas wrote:
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Nas wrote:
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Tall Midget wrote:
I have a buddy who says he's part Navajo. But I think he's just embarrassed to say he grew up a poor white guy in rural Missouri. The Navajo stuff adds an element of mystery to his background, making it easier to mingle with the PMC NGO jerkoffs that populate his professional landscape.

I'm Polish.


No one in my family had married outside of our ethnicity before me for as long as anyone can remember. My mom did the 23 and me and it pulled up something like 99.9% with the remainder jewish, which is an unsurprising mix with Polish.

My wife is the same but with Irish.


Racist!


my brother has an African American girlfriend so I totally have a pass


There will be no marriage or procreating though. I don't personally have an issue with any group of people making this decision. It is a little offputting when you hear the disgust in the voice of a Dan Bernstein at the thought of having kids/marrying someone who wasn't Jewish.


We will see. They are co habitating and have a blow up black santa on the front lawn.

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