What would you sell if you opened one up?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Not sure if I follow. You mean like Hunt's Catsup?

5 pack of beer.

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Ring dings and pepsi

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Nothing but lottery tickets and a single 6 pack of beer and a single pack of cigarettes

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Single serve cigarettes, spiked egg nog, and condoms.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Ah, OK. That's pretty goddam inconvenient.

Only premium gas.

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Truckload of faux championship t-shirts that were earmarked for Bengladesh.

MAGA hats, Faygo 2L bottles, and framed 8x10 photographs of Louis Farrakhan.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

Whatever I sold, I would take check only.

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All my ceiling fluorescent lights would have bad ballasts.

There would be a bathroom. But you needs a key chained to a cinder block to use it. And there would be hobo diarrhea sprayed all over. And the toilet paper would be spaceballs the toilet paper.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Can I also have a laundromat that has change machines for only two dollar bills and hundred dollar bills?

In my neighborhood, beef jerky and non menthol light cigarettes.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I’d open next to a fertility clinic and sell condoms

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Scissors, but they're all in clamshell cases.

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I'd collect the $0.10 per container Michigan return fee when I sold you beverages, but only repay the $0.05 NY/PA/etc. fee when you return the cans/bottles.

The ATM would only take deposits.

Winner

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I didn't know I needed this thread today....


I'd sell Chore Boy pads, single socks, paper roses in tiny glass vases, shoe laces, spray paint and potpourri not meant for human consumption . In other words, my store would be exactly like every store. But I would only accept krugerrands as payment.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

+1

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

The only candy I'd carry would be Good N Plenty and Necco wafers. My frozen treat freezer would only have two, melted, deformed and refrozen DRUMSTICKS.

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I'd augment my sales with a small selection of VHS tapes, most of which feature Purdue basketball highlights.

I miss Gene Keady. What an odd looking man and a premiere facemaker