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 Post subject: Ask Spaulding questions.
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Everybody ask Spaulding questions.

Spaulding, have you ever had sex with a black guy?

1. If yes, please describe it in great detail.

2. If no, why the hell not?

Goff: Yeah, why the hell not you racist b.itch!!!!!

Beardown: Shut the hell up, Goff. And get out of here. You're dead to us now. Sorry about that, Spaulding. But you know Goff. That's the way he is.

3. Dan Bernstein wants to know, if indeed you had sex with a black guy, if he accidently "wang whipped" you in the face? He asked me to ask you. And he also said you have nice boobs.

Bernstein: I didn't want you to tell her that I said she has nice boobs. God dammit. You can't say that now a days.

Beardown: Oh. Sorry. Now you have to make a disingenuous apology on the air. And pretend that you are evolved. Spaulding is very offended.


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Have you ever discussed astronomy in a room lit only by a large freshwater tropical aquarium while sipping a new England IPA and listening to Sam and Dave's greatest hits?

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Beardown wrote:
Everybody ask Spaulding questions.

Spaulding, have you ever had sex with a black guy?

1. If yes, please describe it in great detail.

2. If no, why the hell not?

Goff: Yeah, why the hell not you racist b.itch!!!!!

Beardown: Shut the hell up, Goff. And get out of here. You're dead to us now. Sorry about that, Spaulding. But you know Goff. That's the way he is.

3. Dan Bernstein wants to know, if indeed you had sex with a black guy, if he accidently "wang whipped" you in the face? He asked me to ask you. And he also said you have nice boobs.

Bernstein: I didn't want you to tell her that I said she has nice boobs. God dammit. You can't say that now a days.

Beardown: Oh. Sorry. Now you have to make a disingenuous apology on the air. And pretend that you are evolved. Spaulding is very offended.


Beardown, do you want to get fucked by the Goff?

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If you weren't white, do you think you would like me?


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Darkside wrote:
Have you ever discussed astronomy in a room lit only by a large freshwater tropical aquarium while sipping a new England IPA and listening to Sam and Dave's greatest hits?


I don't drink beer and don't know who sam and dave are.


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No. It's always been a great comfort and at my disposal. I get a kick out of you and the other night crawlers.


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If you weren't white, do you think you would like me?


sure


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Answer my first question, dammit!!!


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No.


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Spaulding wrote:
No.


Goff: There it is!!! That figures. I knew it.


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Answer my first question, dammit!!!


Answer my question

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Spaulding,

When and how did you become a Blackhawks fan?

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Answer my first question, dammit!!!


Answer my question


Yes.

Goff: :shock:


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FrankDrebin wrote:
Beardown wrote:
Answer my first question, dammit!!!


Answer my question


Yes.

Goff: :shock:


Outstanding

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FrankDrebin wrote:
Beardown wrote:

Yes.

Goff: :shock:


Outstanding



Oorah as you say.


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Spaulding wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Have you ever discussed astronomy in a room lit only by a large freshwater tropical aquarium while sipping a new England IPA and listening to Sam and Dave's greatest hits?


I don't drink beer and don't know who sam and dave are.


This is worse than Billie Eilish not knowing Van Halen!

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Spaulding wrote:
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Have you ever discussed astronomy in a room lit only by a large freshwater tropical aquarium while sipping a new England IPA and listening to Sam and Dave's greatest hits?


I don't drink beer
:salut:



and don't know who sam and dave are.
:cry:



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Spaulding, how long do you think it will take Purdue to psychologically recover from yesterday's beat-down at the hands of the Illini? Will there be meds involved, or meds and therapy combined?


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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

This is worse than Billie Eilish not knowing Van Halen!


Googled, I know a couple songs obviously, but wouldn't have guessed the reference if you gave me a million tries.


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Spaulding, how long do you think it will take Purdue to psychologically recover from yesterday's beat-down at the hands of the Illini? Will there be meds involved, or meds and therapy combined?


Didn't know they played. Don't follow college stuff much but Purdue expects to suck.


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Spaulding, when Jake & Elwood get pulled over before the big mall scene, they are listening to Sam & Dave.

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I liked Youngblood because Swayze and Lowe are in it. If that doesn't count, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.


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Did you and BRick date at Purdue? Is that the explanation for the tension between you two?

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Sammy Hagar and David Lee Roth should do an album of Sam and Dave covers.

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Spaulding wrote:
tommy wrote:
Spaulding, how long do you think it will take Purdue to psychologically recover from yesterday's beat-down at the hands of the Illini? Will there be meds involved, or meds and therapy combined?


Didn't know they played. Don't follow college stuff much but Purdue expects to suck.

:lol:

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FrankDrebin wrote:
Beardown wrote:
Everybody ask Spaulding questions.

Spaulding, have you ever had sex with a black guy?

1. If yes, please describe it in great detail.

2. If no, why the hell not?

Goff: Yeah, why the hell not you racist b.itch!!!!!

Beardown: Shut the hell up, Goff. And get out of here. You're dead to us now. Sorry about that, Spaulding. But you know Goff. That's the way he is.

3. Dan Bernstein wants to know, if indeed you had sex with a black guy, if he accidently "wang whipped" you in the face? He asked me to ask you. And he also said you have nice boobs.

Bernstein: I didn't want you to tell her that I said she has nice boobs. God dammit. You can't say that now a days.

Beardown: Oh. Sorry. Now you have to make a disingenuous apology on the air. And pretend that you are evolved. Spaulding is very offended.


Beardown, do you want to get fucked by the Goff?

In his dream world he is in a 3 way with drinky and goff

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Nas wrote:
Did you and BRick date at Purdue? Is that the explanation for the tension between you two?


I don't think we were there at the same time. There's no tension, but if you need an explanation, it's because he can be a pain in the ass.


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