Everybody ask Spaulding questions.

Spaulding, have you ever had sex with a black guy?

1. If yes, please describe it in great detail.

2. If no, why the hell not?

Goff: Yeah, why the hell not you racist b.itch!!!!!

Beardown: Shut the hell up, Goff. And get out of here. You're dead to us now. Sorry about that, Spaulding. But you know Goff. That's the way he is.

3. Dan Bernstein wants to know, if indeed you had sex with a black guy, if he accidently "wang whipped" you in the face? He asked me to ask you. And he also said you have nice boobs.

Bernstein: I didn't want you to tell her that I said she has nice boobs. God dammit. You can't say that now a days.

Beardown: Oh. Sorry. Now you have to make a disingenuous apology on the air. And pretend that you are evolved. Spaulding is very offended.

Have you ever discussed astronomy in a room lit only by a large freshwater tropical aquarium while sipping a new England IPA and listening to Sam and Dave's greatest hits?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Beardown, do you want to get fucked by the Goff?

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Have you ever reconsidered your life decisions when you reflect on how much time you’ve spent here?

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You know me like that.

If you weren't white, do you think you would like me?

I don't drink beer and don't know who sam and dave are.

No. It's always been a great comfort and at my disposal. I get a kick out of you and the other night crawlers.

sure

Answer my first question, dammit!!!

No.

Goff: There it is!!! That figures. I knew it.

Answer my question

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Spaulding,

When and how did you become a Blackhawks fan?

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Yes.

Goff:

Outstanding

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Oorah as you say.

This is worse than Billie Eilish not knowing Van Halen!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Spaulding, how long do you think it will take Purdue to psychologically recover from yesterday's beat-down at the hands of the Illini? Will there be meds involved, or meds and therapy combined?

What is your favorite Keanau Reeves movie?

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Googled, I know a couple songs obviously, but wouldn't have guessed the reference if you gave me a million tries.

Didn't know they played. Don't follow college stuff much but Purdue expects to suck.

Spaulding, when Jake & Elwood get pulled over before the big mall scene, they are listening to Sam & Dave.

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I liked Youngblood because Swayze and Lowe are in it. If that doesn't count, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Did you and BRick date at Purdue? Is that the explanation for the tension between you two?

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Sammy Hagar and David Lee Roth should do an album of Sam and Dave covers.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

In his dream world he is in a 3 way with drinky and goff

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I don't think we were there at the same time. There's no tension, but if you need an explanation, it's because he can be a pain in the ass.