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I mean I know they can swim but it's not drowning that kills ya when you go over a waterfall it's the impact.

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I mean I know they can swim but it's not drowning that kills ya when you go over a waterfall it's the impact.

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Salmon swim up the waterfall.

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I mean I know they can swim but it's not drowning that kills ya when you go over a waterfall it's the impact.

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I MEAN I KNOW THEY CAN SWIM BUT ITS NOT DROWNING THAT KILLS YA WHEN YOU GO OVER A WATERFALL ITS THE IMPACT.

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Salmon swim up the waterfall.

Put down the keyboard and slowly back away.

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I mean I know they can swim but it's not drowning that kills ya when you go over a waterfall it's the impact.

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I MEAN I KNOW THEY CAN SWIM BUT ITS NOT DROWNING THAT KILLS YA WHEN YOU GO OVER A WATERFALL ITS THE IMPACT.


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I mean I know they can swim but it's not drowning that kills ya when you go over a waterfall it's the impact.



CTE. Julie and bernstein don't appreciate you making light of it.

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Woah dudes. I'm talking waterfalls. Not streams here. Like Niagara for example. No salmon is swimming up that unless hes as strong as mitch (Pro Bowl QB) Trubisky and we know no one is.

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I mean I know they can swim but it's not drowning that kills ya when you go over a waterfall it's the impact.



CTE. Julie and bernstein don't appreciate you making light of it.

Making light out of serious matter can really only be done during a nuclear reaction.

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Not sure about Niagara Falls, but dams have fish elevators or escalators or something built in.


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Not sure about Niagara Falls, but dams have fish elevators or escalators or something built in.

If fish escalators lose power do they become fish stairs?

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They pair up with the sock that's gone missing from your dryer. Duh...

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I have no idea what this thread is about.

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I have no idea what this thread is about.

It's about fish.

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Darkside wrote:
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I have no idea what this thread is about.

It's about fish.

Then I would guess some of them die.

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If you are a fish near a waterfall and you don't figure out how to deal with it, then you are a dead fish. Also I would recommend not chasing waterfalls, stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.

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Most survive the hard journey over the falls, sometimes laying stunned for a few minutes at the bottom before continuing their journey down the river.

Since water is the natural habitat for fish and they are much more buoyant than we are, going over the falls isn’t much different for them as an elevator is for us. Most of the time the fish stays in the water as it heads over the falls, and the foam at the bottom acts as a cushion for them. They can withstand a large amount of pressure before it will cause any injury to them. The pool at the bottom of the Falls is about 150 feet deep so most of the time they aren’t forced to the river bed. Their biggest threat when going over the Falls isn’t the fall itself but the seagulls waiting at the bottom to pluck the stunned fish out of the water before they get the chance to recover.

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Most survive the hard journey over the falls, sometimes laying stunned for a few minutes at the bottom before continuing their journey down the river.

Since water is the natural habitat for fish and they are much more buoyant than we are, going over the falls isn’t much different for them as an elevator is for us. Most of the time the fish stays in the water as it heads over the falls, and the foam at the bottom acts as a cushion for them. They can withstand a large amount of pressure before it will cause any injury to them. The pool at the bottom of the Falls is about 150 feet deep so most of the time they aren’t forced to the river bed. Their biggest threat when going over the Falls isn’t the fall itself but the seagulls waiting at the bottom to pluck the stunned fish out of the water before they get the chance to recover.

I guess Nadri was right.

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Also I would recommend not chasing waterfalls, stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.


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If I'm a lethargic beaver, I'm following this thread very closely. This is some good intel.

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If I'm a lethargic beaver, I'm following this thread very closely. This is some good intel.

It's a thread you can sink your teeth into for sure.

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If you are a fish near a waterfall and you don't figure out how to deal with it, then you are a dead fish. Also I would recommend not chasing waterfalls, stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.

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