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Quad City Pete

Post subject: Post Your Stats

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2020 8:35 am

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2017 12:50 pm
Posts: 99
pizza_Place: Frank's Pizzeria

Height: 6'1"
Shoe Size: 14
Zodiac: Cancer
Piercings: Nipple Rings, Prince Albert
Dick Size: 9.5", uncut
Fav Color: Blue
Fav Food: Beef
Fav Alcohol: Bourbon

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6'1", 250 lbs. and barrel-chested. 9.5 inches, uncut. You don't want any of this. Or maybe you do.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Post Your Stats

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:11 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 82222

I had to look up the Prince Albert

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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Kirkwood

Post subject: Re: Post Your Stats

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:13 am

Joined: Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:43 pm
Posts: 20537
pizza_Place: Joes Pizza

good dolphin wrote:

I had to look up the Prince Albert

no you didn't

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Post Your Stats

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:20 am

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
Posts: 43569

good dolphin wrote:

I had to look up the Prince Albert

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Post Your Stats

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:28 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 82222

Kirkwood wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

I had to look up the Prince Albert

no you didn't

well, look down to mid thigh, but I didn't want to brag

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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Walt Williams Neck

Post subject: Re: Post Your Stats

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:00 am

Joined: Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:43 pm
Posts: 18493
Location: end of lonely street
pizza_Place: Obbies

Douchebag wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

I had to look up the Prince Albert

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Post Your Stats

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:06 am

100000 CLUB

Joined: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:06 pm
Posts: 81466
pizza_Place: 773-684-2222

A/S/L

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Post Your Stats

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 12:08 pm

Joined: Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:40 pm
Posts: 16486
pizza_Place: Boni Vino

good dolphin wrote:

I had to look up the Prince Albert

I have a gay relative who has one and he said an unfortunate side effect is having to sit down to pee (as it sprays in every direction).

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To IkeSouth, bigfan wrote:

Are you stoned or pissed off, or both, when you create these postings?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Post Your Stats

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 2:10 pm

Joined: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:15 pm
Posts: 48801
Location: Bohemian Club Annual World Power Consolidation Conference & Golf Outing
pizza_Place: World Fluoridation Conspiracy Pizza & WINGS!

Jaw Breaker wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

I had to look up the Prince Albert

I have a gay relative who has one and he said an unfortunate side effect is having to sit down to pee (as it sprays in every direction).

Was this discussion before or after Grace at Christmas Dinner?

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You know me like that.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Post Your Stats

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 2:28 pm

100000 CLUB

Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:17 pm
Posts: 102657
pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's

Grace, she passed away thirty years ago.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: Post Your Stats

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 4:24 pm

Joined: Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:35 pm
Posts: 10793
Location: Parrish, FL
pizza_Place: 1. Peaquods 2. Aurelios

Cross here OFF, then!

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

brick (/brik/) verb
1. block or enclose with a wall of bricks
2. Proper response would be to ask an endless series of follow ups until the person regrets having spoken to you in the first place.

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