I believe PittMike asked if she liked her asshole licked.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

This may be an odd question, in that I'm not trying to be funny. Your Short Ribs...do you buy them bone in or not? Would you publish a recipe (or link). I prepared them recently and they turned out really, really bad.

But would he eat the corn out of her shit?


Spaulding, you are having a nice meal and need a good bottle of wine. What is your go to?

I have some thoughts about this. I remember that conversation with HH and it's not like you came out of the blue and said some crazy stuff to her (like you sometimes do with LTG ) The conversation was proceeding in a ribald manner and HH was fine with it until she wasn't. And that's not a criticism of her. She has the right to draw the line regarding her comfort level wherever she sees fit. But I also don't think you were wrong or a bad guy.

There are differences between men and women. This guy in my club- he was probably about sixty at the time- on nights when we had a stripper(s) up there he used to bring his comare. Well, she would monopolize the stripper, get guys to pay for lap dances for her, pretend that she was getting into making out with the girl (she wasn't because she isn't a lesbian so it's just a show for the guys). Then one night guys wanted her to take her top off. She refused. I had to tell her boyfriend not to bring her anymore. It was just changing the entire dynamic of what is a men's club. She came to me and said, "I'm not a stripper. I'm just like you." And I said, "No, you're not just like me. And I'm not even like most of these guys. Watching two girls kiss each other does nothing for me. Anyway, don't come up here on club night anymore."

There is room in American life for men's spaces that do not include women and vice versa. For example, my wife and her friends do a thing they call "Detox and Retox" where they go to a spa and then out for drinks. I have no idea what they talk about, but I'm sure it would be different if men were there. They don't even bring their gays. Anyway, my point is it would be great if more women frequented CFMB but maybe Spaulding is just the exception. If so, I'm glad she is. She's never asked to be treated differently even though occasionally some guys have done so. And the truth is, what pittmike said to HH isn't as bad as what Frank takes here everyday.

I don't want to get Spaulding's thread off topic with tranny talk, but it's like when a woman says she "feels like a man". My question is, "How do you know what a man feels like?" Because the truth is, she doesn't feel like a man. She feels like what she believes a man feels like. Do all men feel the same? No. I'm not turned on by hot lesbians. Maybe there are 72 different genders.

One last story here. I have this kid who tends bar for me at the club. She just turned 21. One night shit was getting a little stupid up there and I took her aside and told her to let me know if she felt uncomfortable or anything. She said, "Thanks. I'm okay. I'm learning a lot about how old guys interact." Ouch. But I kind of fell in love with her a little when she said that.

if we keep you fed and give you head that's really all you need

I'm not turned on by hot lesbians.

Are you stoned or pissed off, or both, when you create these postings?

Luckily, for most of you, if we keep you fed and give you head that's really all you need for sustained happiness.

Thank God for women!

Said no straight man ever!

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Honestly, I just don't get it. It's totally not my thing. First of all, probably because I don't believe hot lesbians really exist. In the world of lesbianism I'm gonna say Kate McKinnon is the equivalent of Scarlett Johansson or Liz Taylor. McKinnon is really cute, but calling her "hot" is a stretch. Now what are the chances that she has a girl that is close to as hot as she is? It's just not happening. The best you could hope for is that she got with someone like Ellen and who wants to see that?

What about 2 hot straight girls that just want to make out because they are hot?

Yeah, we're pretty simple. Booze, sports (or music, video games, whatever hobby), food, and some bedroom escapades is about it.

It would be much easier to keep women happy if they just communicated better. That is the biggest problem in my household. A lot of times petty disagreements end with, "Oh. If you just told me that to begin with I would have done X (or wouldn't have said Y)." Women tend to be complicated only because they make themselves complicated and overthink things.

I don't like it. It strikes me as phony. They're just showing off for guys. I'll kiss her, but I'm not gonna kiss you.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Says the woman who doesn't verbalize what she likes her husband to do...

I don't like it. It strikes me as phony. They're just showing off for guys. I'll kiss her, but I'm not gonna kiss you.

Honestly, I just don't get it. It's totally not my thing. First of all, probably because I don't believe hot lesbians really exist. In the world of lesbianism I'm gonna say Kate McKinnon is the equivalent of Scarlett Johansson or Liz Taylor. McKinnon is really cute, but calling her "hot" is a stretch. Now what are the chances that she has a girl that is close to as hot as she is? It's just not happening. The best you could hope for is that she got with someone like Ellen and who wants to see that?

Yeah, we're pretty simple. Booze, sports (or music, video games, whatever hobby), food, and some bedroom escapades is about it.

It would be much easier to keep women happy if they just communicated better. That is the biggest problem in my household. A lot of times petty disagreements end with, "Oh. If you just told me that to begin with I would have done X (or wouldn't have said Y)." Women tend to be complicated only because they make themselves complicated and overthink things.

Do I strike you as that kind of person?

The only time I have trouble with it is when I ask for something and there is indecisiveness about acting or he's slow because he doesn't want to be wrong. Or like when we are getting ready to have people over and he decides the pictures that have been sitting around for 6 months in the guest room should be hung or he cleans the garage for no reason. Is that his way of escaping? cuz it's not helpful!

That's up to my husband. I don't tell him what to do.

High School Nas worked at a Jewel across the street from a gay club (Club Escape). On Friday nights MANY people going to or leaving the club would enter Jewel in a very stereotypical way that MANY of us would picture gay people. A young woman came down my aisle for checkout that was a 100 on a scale of 10. She was probably the most beautiful woman I had ever seen at that point in my life. I tried to talked her up even though I knew I had no shot. She tells me that she's a lesbian and she's on her way to the club across the street. I asked the question that any young homophobe would ask. Whyyyy?

I've since seen really attractive lesbian and bisexual women. Pretty much all of the attractive women who are lesbians had been beaten down by bad heterosexual relationships and eventually turned to a stud for comfort. The women who are born lesbian are almost always ugly.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

High School Nas worked at a Jewel across the street from a gay club (Club Escape). On Friday nights MANY people going to or leaving the club would enter Jewel in a very stereotypical way that MANY of us would picture gay people. A young woman came down my aisle for checkout that was a 100 on a scale of 10. She was probably the most beautiful woman I had ever seen at that point in my life. I tried to talked her up even though I knew I had no shot. She tells me that she's a lesbian and she's on her way to the club across the street. I asked the question that any young homophobe would ask. Whyyyy?

I've since seen really attractive lesbian and bisexual women. Pretty much all of the attractive women who are lesbians had been beaten down by bad heterosexual relationships and eventually turned to a stud for comfort. The women who are born lesbian are almost always ugly.

This is going to reach a head pretty soon.

Spaulding, would you read an "Ask 312player" thread?

If so, how would you read? You may choose two:

1) assiduously
2) left to right--like a normal Christian
3) disinterestedly
4) fawningly
5) faithfully

I would love to see such a thread. Ask RR would be good, too....

Honestly, I just don't get it. It's totally not my thing. First of all, probably because I don't believe hot lesbians really exist. In the world of lesbianism I'm gonna say Kate McKinnon is the equivalent of Scarlett Johansson or Liz Taylor. McKinnon is really cute, but calling her "hot" is a stretch. Now what are the chances that she has a girl that is close to as hot as she is? It's just not happening. The best you could hope for is that she got with someone like Ellen and who wants to see that?

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

I'm with you, JORR: Lesbian sexcapades do nothing for me. Moreover, I would argue that the heterosexual male fetishization of lesbian eroticism emerged in popular culture as a way of ideologically containing the radical otherness of lesbianism. That is, the overstated enthusiasm some men express for lesbian sex--it has escalated to a form of totalitarian enjoyment at this point--really is a kind of castration anxiety that both peers into and avoids the declining hegemony of the straight white male patriarchy.

Yeah if you get one that brings heat she is usually accompanied by one that is butchy. Rarely do you ever find a lesbian couple where both women are bringing it. It is uncanny how often that happens.

You may remember the dyke bar under the Skyway at 76th street. I'd occasionally hit that for shits and giggles. One bull seriously got mad enough to try and follow me into the can. Her gf was cute, but I thought enough was enough that night

This is going to reach a head pretty soon.

Not the spot in that condemned building off Stony that they eventually tore down?. If it is that one i have been in there before.

Yeah if you get one that brings heat she is usually accompanied by one that is butchy. Rarely do you ever find a lesbian couple where both women are bringing it. It is uncanny how often that happens.