I honestly can't remember the last time I paid for pork ribs. Waste of money in comparison.

Tips are the perfect balance of meat, smoke, fat and flavor granting bone.

Just takes a little work unless they're cut small.

And I don't expect you to get that last line.

But I have no doubt that Mrs. Dr. Ken will.

(No innuendo dickheads)

But then again I've spent hours eating crawfish.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I'm grabbing two orders of those Monday night for the game.

I'll mainly eat vegetables until then.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

My international tax conference next year is in New Orleans.

I’m afraid I won’t get out of the restaurants to make my sessions.

Never been there.

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You know me like that.

If you haven't tried Skrewball yet.....holy shit this is life-changing.

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Not sure peanut butter whiskey speaks to me.

Do you call the dog over when you open the bottle?

peanut butter whiskey sounds disgusting

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I wouldn't say that. I might get this for my husband.

ejaculation gift?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

That's how Ruth Westheimer describes it. Gag gift maybe.

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Peanut butter whiskey is not that good. I've had two different kinds. One was bad, one was meh.

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I didn’t want to mess up the other thread.



I dated a woman taller than me once. It was weird.

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You know me like that.

Once myself. Got past it quickly as she had a morally casual attitude.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

If it was Maria Taylor, I would have gotten past it more quickly myself.

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You know me like that.

My wife is one of the few I've ever been with who wasn't taller than me.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I've grown 39 inches since the day I was born. You guy into short chicks?

I’ve never known anyone who has known how many inches they’ve grown since they were born.

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You know me like that.

Well now you do. I'm unique. And if I ever see you again I'm going to show you my baguettes!

Yeah, your husband is a lucky man to get to come home to those. Hell, even one if them.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

I’m gluten-free.

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You know me like that.

My college gf barely made 5'. My mom was shocked when she finally saw me with a woman taller than 5 '3"

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

You don't have to eat them.

He has good luck and bad luck depends on the day.

Kinda funny story, my husband asked for permission from my dad to marry me. My dad said to him look I love her she's one of the greatest and most special people in the world, but she's a lot. You sure you want to do this because you can't return her. I think some days my husband looks back on that conversation and says my dad might have been on to something.

Go shorty! It's not the size of the dog in the fight...

There was another factor at play back then as well.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

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You know me like that.

If only Reason were here to shit on our parade my night would be complete.

He’s always fixing his 16-burner stove.

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You know me like that.

When's the next podcast?