Enough with the fucking rain. Let's get some snow.

Go fuck yourself!

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

I’ll trade you guys for -15 right now.

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It's gonna snow

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Started out here in DeKalb about half hour ago and the parking lot is already covered.

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And Fuckhead Skilling has already blown 3 loads in his brother's ass.

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Following my wife's flight to O'Hare. Plane is circling the airport.

Airport 2020. Has to be better than Airport 75

I’m at O’hare.

It’s not

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Her plane just landed.

Traffic is absolutely brutal

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I just texted my wife and said she should consider driving home tomorrow. Not worth it with freezing rain on the way.

That drive home was insane! And not because of the snow, but because I drove through Lakemoor and they opened a new Dunkin Donuts by Darkside Estates!

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The weather beanies finally got a forecast right?

Wife just called from 294. She said she was going 14 MPH.

Did you throw a suggestive picture of yourself in there, you know, to tide her over?

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

I didn't want her driving into a pole.

Thankfully I ignored my GPS, apparently there was a big accident on 294 by 134/7 (?) right before I would have driven through it.

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Hour and 45 minutes from Wheeling to Libertyville. 30 minutes from Libertyville to Gurnee. Imma get drunk tonight.

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20 minutes on Metra, the way to really fly.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I don’t think dolphin is walking around on I 294.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Its been all snow up here but the first time my Acura spun sideways without being able to save itself. Very slick out there. Didn't stop me from getting to a filtered flavored hydrate station

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

The Acura didn’t spin itself sideways. You spun it sideways and couldn’t save it yourself.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

It has active spin straight tech. Sounds like a joke but it works most of the time. Locks anti brakes in a crazy sequence to stop a slideout. Based on the yaw sensor.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Modern cars are made for people who don’t know how to drive.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Correct. Which is why I'm surprised i wasn't able to save it. If you had reason you would understand what I said in the first replace. But you have no reason and can't delinaiate. No worries I don't know my name either

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Just got home, 2" in Woodlawn.. this ain't shit. I'll shovel it all in 20 minutes.

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What the hell does in first replace mean?

I understood exactly what you said. Which is why I said modern cars are made for people who don’t know how to drive. You’re smart enough to get that or maybe I’m giving you too much credit.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

I'm pretty shitty at driving and hate the new fangled cars.