Anyone have some good lines I can steal?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Fall through a table and say "Whoops-a-daisy"

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

You are what you repeatedly do.
Do what you need to do before you do what you want to do.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Here's the basics of every speech my father gave me...

"Wear a rubber. Handle your shit. Nothing is free. Nothing is easy. Never fuck over your friends. In the end, on your last day, all you'll ever have to defend yourself is your actions when you were alive."

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Nobody owes you shit.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Jackson Browne was a little more eloquent.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

My grandmother was slightly more direct.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Life isn't fair. Get used to it.

I'm a bit of a fuck up. Figure out a way to say 'Do as I say not as I do.' when your like me you can choose to be an idiot but not until then. Give yourself a chance to be better.

i bet your grandmother cooked better than Jackson Browne too.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

I had meant more like before the big game, but this is good, carry on

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Before my daughter runs a cross country race I always tell her the hours of practice build up to 19 or 20 minutes of temporary pain which will then give her a lifetime of satisfaction that she gave her very best. I’m not Knute Rockne but she seems to respond to that mindset.

If one’ll do I’ll take two

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Win if you can. Lose if you must. But always cheat.

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Glad to have had you. Don’t come back looking for your old room.

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Elections have consequences.

If you're not 1st you're last

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Do everything for pussy and everything will work itself out.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

My dad used to say:
"I got no time for your bullshit".

I always tell my kids to look forward because threir whole life is in front of them.

Good advice for someone of any age.

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We Now Know That JOE BIDEN has been COMPROMISED by CHINA! (let that sink in)

Election 2020-The Largest Fraud in the History of Mankind.

*If you believe that Biden won, you also believe that Epstein killed himself*

Always bet on black.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Get back on the peleton.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

People learn a lot about you by the way you treat animals.

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Smoke as much weed as you can

Maybe someday you'll be more together
Stretched by fewer thoughts that leave you
Chasing after your dreams and maybe you'll win
Holding onto words that teach you

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Be nice to everyone besides unvaccinated kids.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Not much of a speech, but whenever my kids are going out somewhere, the only thing I say is "don't be dumb". I've pretty much left it up to them to decide what that means, but so far, so good.

I often find myself spouting the bullshit sayings that used to annoy me when my father and grandfather said them. One that currently comes to mind is, "He puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you."

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

The Biden Hoax is hard and the times are tough.

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I say similar. I say don’t be and idiot. With losing their sister they get it.

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Elections have consequences.