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Post subject: Drunk Driver who struck Chandler Parsons

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:45 pm

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Career probably over now if it wasn't already.
https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/285 ... unk-driver

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Drunk Driver who struck Chandler Parsons

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:53 pm

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Damn. A DUI at 2pm on a Wednesday afternoon...that dude is hardcore

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Post subject: Re: Drunk Driver who struck Chandler Parsons

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:57 pm

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That sucks. The comment though that said Chandler was in peak physical condition at the time of the accident doesn’t really jive with chronic knee injuries and playing in only five games this year.

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Post subject: Re: Drunk Driver who struck Chandler Parsons

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:00 pm

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denisdman wrote:

The comment though that said Chandler was in peak physical condition at the time of the accident doesn’t really jive with chronic knee injuries and playing in only five games this year.

Yeah, those were some rough verbal gymnastics for the personal injury lawyer there.

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Post subject: Re: Drunk Driver who struck Chandler Parsons

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:42 pm

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Bagels wrote:

Damn. A DUI at 2pm on a Wednesday afternoon...that dude is hardcore

I was at the DePaul game Saturday. Got to the parking lot at 10:45 am. Walked up to lot attendant to ask a question and felt like I took a shot of tequila just standing within 2 feet of him. He was hammered. I was thinking, that's a good job for a drunk. Show up drunk, pretty much work by yourself directing cars. He probably had a flask or two hidden around the parking lot for good measure.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Drunk Driver who struck Chandler Parsons

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:43 pm

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Bagels wrote:

Damn. A DUI at 2pm on a Wednesday afternoon...that dude is hardcore

pittmike wrote:

Pffft

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Post subject: Re: Drunk Driver who struck Chandler Parsons

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:47 pm

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He picked the law firm that advertises all day on daytime television in the South.

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Post subject: Re: Drunk Driver who struck Chandler Parsons

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:50 pm

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denisdman wrote:

That sucks. The comment though that said Chandler was in peak physical condition at the time of the accident doesn’t really jive with chronic knee injuries and playing in only five games this year.

Maybe he was sitting out for load management .

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Drunk Driver who struck Chandler Parsons

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2020 4:30 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Bagels wrote:

Damn. A DUI at 2pm on a Wednesday afternoon...that dude is hardcore

pittmike wrote:

Pffft

Nah Wednesday is my busy day.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Drunk Driver who struck Chandler Parsons

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2020 11:53 pm

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Bagels wrote:

A DUI at 2pm on a Wednesday afternoon

Somewhere, a follow-up song is being written by Sheryl Crow.

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Post subject: Re: Drunk Driver who struck Chandler Parsons

Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:31 am

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Don Tiny wrote:

Bagels wrote:

A DUI at 2pm on a Wednesday afternoon

Somewhere, a follow-up song is being written by Sheryl Crow.

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