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Nardi
PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2020 10:38 am 
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Tell someone who you know can't keep a secret and will mention it to your husband.


I don't think it's that either. I feel like I have to go buy a dog and be like whoopsies we have a dog.


You "need" a dog. But you don't "want" a dog. You gotta have both feelings. Request denied.
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You shoulda seen my paty pooh she was prettier than my baguettes.


Naming your erogenous zones is cute.

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you are regressing emotionally

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In vino veritas. No more no less.

I'm conflicted and the one saying we can't get a dog even thought I really want one again. It's complicated.
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My wife adopted a year old mastiff/st bernard mix in the parking lot of PetSmart a few months ago.

The whole story was pretty far-fetched(pun intended).

Go adopt a puppy from a shelter.

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Nardi
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In vino veritas. No more no less.

I'm conflicted and the one saying we can't get a dog even thought I really want one again. It's complicated.

Simplify it.
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GoldenJet wrote:
My wife adopted a year old mastiff/st bernard mix in the parking lot of PetSmart a few months ago.

The whole story was pretty far-fetched(pun intended).

Go adopt a puppy from a shelter.

Most dogs have a better life after being adopted, but I'm not sure how I feel about a dog living in a home with those sorts of puns. That has to be considered some form of abuse.

Your dog is tired of your shit.

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We adopted a dog nearly a year ago. I have been markedly happier having done so.

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yep....the Chihuahua we rescued in early 2019 ended up being a great decision. She's awesome.

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Spaulding wrote:
September. I want a puppy right now! You know what, I want a big huge golden retriever. I will get out there and walk it and deal with all the pain in the ass dog stuff.


Shut the fuck up no you won't. You'll do it for like 6 months then realize owning a dog is a horrible decision and it's not cute anymore.

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IMU wrote:
GoldenJet wrote:
My wife adopted a year old mastiff/st bernard mix in the parking lot of PetSmart a few months ago.

The whole story was pretty far-fetched(pun intended).

Go adopt a puppy from a shelter.

Most dogs have a better life after being adopted, but I'm not sure how I feel about a dog living in a home with those sorts of puns. That has to be considered some form of abuse.

Your dog is tired of your shit.

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That's close

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