I don’t expect a lot of vitriol from a woman that grew up Amish and a man that grew up Mennonite, they are just cheap.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

worse than picking up a $500 tab is listening to my father in law spouting Trump propaganda while I'm trying to eat.

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

No politics at family dinners!!!

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Current in-laws are really good about that.

My ex's family lived and breathed Fox News...to the point that it was the only thing any of them ever watched.

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

My sister wants to wait until the kids have a clear understanding of Santa.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Compromise, with you two and the siblings. Instead of eight little league games, go to three. And after another game, "Hey Jerry. After the 10am baseball games, why don't you guys take a ride out here. I'll get a couple growlers of beer, throw some burgers on the grill, and the kids can run around in the yard with the dogs."

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

I love that idea, but the kid plays three games every weekend...

"Isaac has a baseball game." = "Sorry, we can't make it."

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Start cheering for the other team. Those invites will dry up.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

from my point of view that shit needed to be nipped in the bud from the get-go. I would NEVER go see somebody else's kid play sports unless it was like in the Rose Bowl and I was given free transportation.

Are you stoned or pissed off, or both, when you create these postings?

Here's how I see this going...
"He doug, isaac has a game Saturday."
"Hm. Well, I can't make it."
"What why?"
"Well you see back in 2015 I killed this God's son, and of course he got pretty pissed off, so he came after us and neat destroyed Saturn in the process. Fortunately I was able to kill him too, and his concubines, and his daughters, but then a few years later his other estranged son came after us after resurrecting a bunch of his nephews. Well I kinda killed him too although you're never really sure, but now that god whose son we killed in 15 has this sister who is coming after us not to mention a black pyramid that's been affecting our minds and our ghost so really I got a lot to deal with right now."

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

I’d rather avoid going to my own kids sporting events (I do go without complaint), fuck going to a nephew’s basketball game or niece’s volleyball. And it’s not that I don’t want to see them compete I just wish there were no other parents there as they take it far to seriously. Sorry, little Jonny isn’t getting a d1 scholarship... he is slow and pretty average height.

It's family that says they love you and just wants to spend time together but seems as if they are actively trying to drive you crazy.

We have a birthday! We should go out and celebrate. Which means hey son why don't you pay for a fancy dinner? Yeah because you spend all that money and food on the other son because he's a frigging tool and he does shit for you and has shit for brains we are expected to shoulder every goddamn burden and pay for things like we have some sort of money tree in our backyard. And you know how we got that tree? Luck. Good Luck. Great Luck. The Best Luck. No work. No sacrifice. No solid decision making. No strategic plans of any sort. No because it's kind of the right thing to do even if it's difficult.

And this isn't mentioned once casually. NOOOOOOO we have to have to beat the horse well after expiration. Birthday. Dinner. Birthday. Special. Birthday. Fun. Sitting at the table with those shitheads for 2 hours and paying about $500 a time for it is like...well the worst experience ever. I think it's what having your balls ripped out thru your nose would feel like but I can't speak from experience. I'd almost prefer them demand we take them out to dinner 4 times a year and host 2 holidays, at least I could respect the honesty.

FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK THAT! If I ever am in a position to take a husband again, damn sure he's going to be an orphan.

Trae Young will be a bust. Book It!

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

My in-laws are pushing for the idea of a Christmas cruise with the family. This is a nightmare scenario on many levels for me...among them, I hate cruises, and the idea of being around my sisters in law and their husbands for any sort of extended period of time my make me homicidal.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

that sounds awful

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

I wasn't a big sports kid but played (poorly) little league for MANY years. Neither of my parents saw me play ever, not once. I'd ride my bike or they'd drop me off and run errands while the game was on. I was, and am, totally fine with that. I don't need my parents to watch me play sports to make me feel loved.

Like every other proposal for the family trip has involved renting a beach house or some shit like that for a week. I can get on board with that because I won't be trapped with them...can escape for a bit if needed. The cruise thing just doesn't work for me. Went on one once. Hated it.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.