to all who renounce their former allegiances, as distasteful as they may be, and swear allegiance to the White Sox.

There will be no penalty and you will receive full rights and privileges.

This offer will last only until opening day 2020. After that, you will be treated as the scoundrels and outlaws that you are and I will have to allow my less evolved brethren execute God's judgement.



Sign in here and confess your sins.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I don't even want to grant amnesty. These clowns have rubbed the FOUR YEARS OF PLAYOFFS in our faces every chance they got. Fuck them. Let them suffer with a mediocre at best team and a Trumpian TV network.


Matt is one of the good ones, however.

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No.

There will never be peace between Sox and Cub. I'm sure the noble and gentlemanly good dolphin is doing this to try and lure the enemy behind our lines, but I must object. I will not abide their diseased presence--their OCCUPATION--on the sacred soil of Chicago's True Team.

would not want their low IQs diluting the gene pool.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Grant Amnesty was great in Eight is Enough.

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You know me like that.

Good chance the Cubs are the better team this year still. Let's make the playoffs at least once before talking mad shit

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

What kind of pussy attitude is that?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I'm not talking shit. I pointed out they have their own mess to deal with. I don't need any Johnny Come Lately Cubs fan rooting on my team.

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Fuck 'em. Traitorous bastards.

That is all.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Off with their heads!

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Elections have consequences.

Mods, please delete.

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We Hereby Grant Amnesty

What's this WE shit, Dolphin?

I wouldn’t worry too much about it.

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You know me like that.

I'll need to know if Frank is driving the bandwagon.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Mac's favorite pornstar.

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In no way shape or form, do I support this.

Fuck your allegiances and all that stupid fandom shit. I’ll watch and follow whatever and whoever I find entertaining. I am thinking about going with my buddies to Sox opening game.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

This newfound collective Sox confidence is bewildering to me.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Sounds like an excerpt from a bandwagon fan manifesto

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

You weren't around to see how quick the turnaround was in 1983. 83.

Of course they turned back around just as quickly in 1984.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I'll call your cable provider and make sure you are blocked, and banned from the stadium!

I was narced on in high school by a Grant Amnesty. Little shit.

I’m telling you guys, it’s like Caller Bob and Juiced who are the only habitual trolls in White Sox threads.

I think I can speak for most of us when I say we want the White Sox to be competitive.

Really, I don’t understand the constant anger exhibited by Sox fans.

It’ll be great for the city if the South Side team is good.

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I see how quickly other teams in MLB turn it around so I don’t doubt we can do it but after a decade of losing I need to see it on the field first before I let go of my skepticism

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Amnesty..lol


It don't work like that, you can't switch allegiances.. No Sox fan should welcome a fair weather fuck..You were never a cub fan in the first place if you even pondered such a move.

I got the Cubs @ 84 wins this year, I got the Sox at 84 also.

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A lot of fucking confidence for a team that has won 0 games so far with 0 playoff appearances since I was single. Could be a preseason philidelphia eagles dream team 8 and 8 type team

Always thought it was funny that a backup QB who failed as a high draft pick was part of the reason for calling that Eagles team a dream team.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

This is the gayest thread in the history of the board.

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A post ago sealed it