Terry's Peeps and Conns, both of whom have unparalleled educations, would be proud of this Brother in Brown (even though that sicko Conns fancies the men that the Cubs trot out every year):

Our Jeffrey Maier!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Surprised he didn't get paddled.

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Is that what they called diddling little boys back then?

No.

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I smuggled a little transistor radio into my high school and listened to the game. One of my buddies, Mike O'Keefe, also did and the priest grabbed it and shattered it on the class backboard. Good times.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip